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Title: Safe sex
Post by: UserLoser. on October 09, 2005, 02:39 PM
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Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: rabbit on October 09, 2005, 02:42 PM
Pffft.  Avatar.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Explicit on October 09, 2005, 04:14 PM
Eww.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Mangix on October 09, 2005, 05:15 PM
seen it before
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: hismajesty on October 09, 2005, 05:27 PM
Talk about archaic.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Newby on October 09, 2005, 09:05 PM
My 7th grade science teacher showed me this during sex education. Hehe.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Explicit on October 09, 2005, 11:26 PM
I don't remember learning anything during sex education.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Joe[x86] on October 10, 2005, 12:29 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 09, 2005, 11:26 PM
I don't remember [...] sex education.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Explicit on October 10, 2005, 12:51 AM
Oh well, nothing beats learning about something than experiencing it first-hand.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: QwertyMonster on October 10, 2005, 02:07 AM
LMAO Nice Picture! :D
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: CrAz3D on October 10, 2005, 02:27 AM
Quote from: Joe on October 10, 2005, 12:29 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 09, 2005, 11:26 PM
I don't remember [...] sex education.
same..
We sort of had sex ed, but not really.  I wish I had learned more.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Explicit on October 10, 2005, 03:05 AM
First-hand experience works though, eh CrAz3D? :)
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: hismajesty on October 10, 2005, 06:32 AM
Sophmore year "family life" (we don't have sex ed, but we start family life in 4th grade which eventually becomes sex ed..sort of.) We watched this powerpoint presentation on STDs and stuff, with the pictures - one picture was of like...a SILVER vagina. It was disgusting.

Not to mention all the penises.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Explicit on October 10, 2005, 10:00 AM
Eww, silver! *laugh* Well, I definitely didn't have that during sex education.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Mangix on October 10, 2005, 05:11 PM
sweet
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Joe[x86] on October 11, 2005, 07:37 PM
Quote from: Mangix on October 10, 2005, 05:11 PM
sweet

Stupid..spammers..

On a side note, we watched a movie about STDs in heath class and we saw a picture of this limp penis with like herpies or something.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Explicit on October 11, 2005, 08:05 PM
Did it resemble your own?
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Mangix on October 12, 2005, 12:14 AM
in 7th grade, we got to see what a vagina looks like. after that we watched some cheap porn.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: QwertyMonster on October 12, 2005, 02:31 AM
Lol Mangix. Was that your first time seeing a vagina. Pfft don't use "VAGINA" that is gay. Use Pussy ;)

And then cheap porn? Lol..  8)
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: CrAz3D on October 12, 2005, 01:33 PM
Quote from: QwertyMonster on October 12, 2005, 02:31 AM
Lol Mangix. Was that your first time seeing a vagina. Pfft don't use "VAGINA" that is gay. Use Pussy ;)

And then cheap porn? Lol..  8)
I'm not allowed to call it that around my girl
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: UserLoser. on October 12, 2005, 04:14 PM
Quote from: QwertyMonster on October 12, 2005, 02:31 AM
Lol Mangix. Was that your first time seeing a vagina. Pfft don't use "VAGINA" that is gay. Use Pussy ;)

And then cheap porn? Lol..  8)

Oh please you're 13.  You should worry about hitting puberty first
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Mangix on October 12, 2005, 04:33 PM
/me agrees with UserLoser
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: MyndFyre on October 12, 2005, 05:55 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 10, 2005, 03:05 AM
First-hand experience works though, eh CrAz3D? :)

You have to emphasize that his experience was mostly first-hand.  ;)
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Akamas on October 12, 2005, 06:08 PM
Quote from: MyndFyre on October 12, 2005, 05:55 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 10, 2005, 03:05 AM
First-hand experience works though, eh CrAz3D? :)

You have to emphasize that his experience was mostly first-hand. ;)

Haha..
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: hismajesty on October 12, 2005, 06:32 PM
Quote from: Mangix on October 12, 2005, 04:33 PM
/me agrees with UserLoser

Uh.

You just turned 13.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Explicit on October 12, 2005, 07:02 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on October 12, 2005, 06:32 PM
Quote from: Mangix on October 12, 2005, 04:33 PM
/me agrees with UserLoser

Uh.

You just turned 13.

hismajesty[yL] has a point there, Mangix.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Mangix on October 12, 2005, 11:33 PM
uhhh so?

i can masturbate
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: CrAz3D on October 13, 2005, 01:14 AM
Quote from: MyndFyre on October 12, 2005, 05:55 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 10, 2005, 03:05 AM
First-hand experience works though, eh CrAz3D? :)

You have to emphasize that his experience was mostly first-hand.  ;)
Hey, watch it, sometimes it's hands.  LOL, Her hand works sometimes too, though
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Explicit on October 13, 2005, 04:58 PM
While you're at it, you might as well include my hand working, and Mangix's hand working, and all other hands working.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: CrAz3D on October 13, 2005, 05:02 PM
They might work, but that hypothesis has never been tested.  Her hands have been tested & marked approved.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Explicit on October 13, 2005, 05:03 PM
Then it's up to you to test it; have fun! :P
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Spht on October 14, 2005, 05:03 PM
Quote from: Joe on October 10, 2005, 12:29 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 09, 2005, 11:26 PM
I don't remember [...] sex education.

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 10, 2005, 12:51 AM
Oh well, nothing beats learning about something than experiencing it first-hand.

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 10, 2005, 03:05 AM
First-hand experience works though, eh CrAz3D? :)

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 10, 2005, 10:00 AM
Eww, silver! *laugh* Well, I definitely didn't have that during sex education.

Talk about painting the picture and framing it.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Explicit on October 14, 2005, 05:12 PM
Vividness; I'm sure people can relate.
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: CrAz3D on October 17, 2005, 12:46 AM
Quote from: Spht on October 14, 2005, 05:03 PM
Quote from: Joe on October 10, 2005, 12:29 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 09, 2005, 11:26 PM
I don't remember [...] sex education.

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 10, 2005, 12:51 AM
Oh well, nothing beats learning about something than experiencing it first-hand.

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 10, 2005, 03:05 AM
First-hand experience works though, eh CrAz3D? :)

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 10, 2005, 10:00 AM
Eww, silver! *laugh* Well, I definitely didn't have that during sex education.

Talk about painting the picture and framing it.
Nice expression, very nice. 
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: QwertyMonster on October 17, 2005, 09:36 AM
Quote from: Mangix on October 12, 2005, 11:33 PM
uhhh so?

i can masturbate

Can't we all?
Title: Re: Safe sex
Post by: Spilled on October 20, 2005, 01:50 PM
lmao nice...