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Title: Jello
Post by: Yoni on June 30, 2005, 04:32 PM
Discuss.
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: CrAz3D on June 30, 2005, 04:37 PM
I only really eat strawberry, I find that banana & others taste odd.  ESP lime/lemon crap, EWW!

Also, I hear that it is made of bone...?  Like they boil bones & w/e floats to the top they scrape off & make Jello (eventually)
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: quasi-modo on June 30, 2005, 05:02 PM
I ate a bunch of this right after I got my wisdom teeth out (about 2 weeks ago)... I am set for the next 3 months.

Pudding > Jello.
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: shout on June 30, 2005, 05:45 PM
I don't like it. It's too jiggly.
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: Master_Nabo on June 30, 2005, 07:44 PM
Mmm... jello.  Regular Strawberry doesn't seem to be a big seller, though.  Most go for the "Sugar-Free" variety.
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: Blaze on June 30, 2005, 07:48 PM
I like the powder more then the finished product.
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: CrAz3D on July 01, 2005, 12:59 AM
Sugar free = gay on the way
(wtf?)

I NEED sugar!~
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: disco on July 01, 2005, 01:11 AM
I like it. My favorite flavor would probably be lime, although sometimes it comes out to watery :(. But the jiggling can be unsettling at times...
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: K on July 01, 2005, 01:15 AM
Substitute everclear for half (or if you're feeling vigorous, more) of the water in the instructions.

Enjoy.

Note: under no circumstances should you put scotch into sugar free lemon jello.  Not even if drunk.  Do not attempt to make it taste better by sprinkling lemon gatorade mix on the top of it.
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: CrAz3D on July 01, 2005, 01:28 AM
1/2 everclear!?  I'd take 1 shot of that & be out (I suppose) @ 95% alcohol, dang
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: K on July 01, 2005, 01:36 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on July 01, 2005, 01:28 AM
1/2 everclear!? I'd take 1 shot of that & be out (I suppose) @ 95% alcohol, dang

You're not supposed to eat all of it :P

Of course you could substitute vodka or rum (or some flavored vodka or rum) if you so prefer.
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: CrAz3D on July 01, 2005, 01:49 AM
beer....mmmm
beer jello........mmmmyuk
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: Master_Nabo on July 01, 2005, 08:28 AM
Alcholic jello :o ?  Brilliant!
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: Soul Taker on July 01, 2005, 08:37 AM
Not like Jell-o shots have existed forever or anything...
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: Master_Nabo on July 01, 2005, 08:49 AM
Mmm... jello-shots...

That brings back memories of when someone got expelled because her mother (a bartender, btw) brought in jello in shot glasses.  The sad part is this girl was in 2nd grade.
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: QwertyMonster on July 01, 2005, 01:24 PM
With icecream, strawberry jello and chocolate icecream, YUM!
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: shout on July 01, 2005, 05:33 PM
Quote from: Nabeshin on July 01, 2005, 08:49 AM
Mmm... jello-shots...

That brings back memories of when someone got expelled because her mother (a bartender, btw) brought in jello in shot glasses.  The sad part is this girl was in 2nd grade.

Haha, that was ROFLCOPTER. Btw the mother never went into the school as Master Nabo's post suggusts. She just made them and sent her 2nd grade daughter to school with them.
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: Master_Nabo on July 01, 2005, 06:27 PM
Really?  I didn't think a 2nd grade girl could be able to take all of that in by herself (maybe the mother was a bit more reckless than I thought).  But I was sleeping when we were told the story, so it all could be a figment of my imagination.  And by sleeping I ment daydreaming.
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: Blaze on July 01, 2005, 08:23 PM
1/4 of the strawberry Jello powder mixed with Orange Crush is good. :)
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: disco on July 01, 2005, 09:09 PM
Ooooo, i have orange crush and strawberry right now! I will go try  ;D
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: hismajesty on July 01, 2005, 10:59 PM
Quote from: Nabeshin on July 01, 2005, 08:49 AM
Mmm... jello-shots...

REAL NIGGAZ SHOOT TO KILL
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: Topaz on July 02, 2005, 12:44 AM
Jello reminds me of those people who get boob implants.
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: CrAz3D on July 02, 2005, 11:42 AM
So long as there was no alcohol in the jello (& they live in the US) they could've challenged that expulsion.  Stupid school system!

As for trust being a thugangsta, LOL
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: shout on July 02, 2005, 03:59 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on July 01, 2005, 10:59 PM
REAL NIGGAZ SHOOT TO KILL

Wtf...? Stfu trust. No gangsta has ever had bright orange hair.
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: disco on July 02, 2005, 04:56 PM
Today in the store i was wondering what frozen jello would be like. Has anyone else ever considered this?
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: shout on July 02, 2005, 06:14 PM
It gets really hard and brittle.
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: Topaz on July 03, 2005, 07:25 PM
Like frozen boobs!
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: shout on July 03, 2005, 09:39 PM
Quote from: Topaz on July 03, 2005, 07:25 PM
Like frozen boobs!

I would assume so.
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: Master_Nabo on July 04, 2005, 08:19 PM
Maybe something like the frozen wine cooler I found in a freezer (got, I hate stupid customers).
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: David on July 05, 2005, 10:14 AM
I used to use the name Jello on the west server?

BTW: Orange jello > *
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: shout on July 05, 2005, 10:21 AM
iago > * > Orange Jello > Pudding
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: Blaze on July 05, 2005, 11:13 AM
Orange Crush /w Tequila > Pudding > Batman > *
Title: Re: Jello
Post by: Blaze on July 06, 2005, 09:26 PM
Look what I just found in my simpsons books...

http://blazenet.servebeer.com/site/JELLOKEGS.jpg
Even the simpsons promote Jello and alcohol..