213 things not to do in the army

[Crazy_X]

I went to the store yesterday and bought a dvd rewinder.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Grok]

we need 25 feet of gig line from the supply depot.
go get an 18-tooth squeegie from the maintenance office.
mix up a five-gallon bucket of bulkhead remover.
getting the commanding officer's approval for water slugs.
left-handed hammers,
wire stretchers,
prop wash,
muffler bearings,
jet exhaust,
sky hooks,
bucket of steam,
flight apron,
padeye wrench ...

Those were the days

[Adron]

left-handed hammers,

That was in Day of the Tentacle btw