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[Hero]

x86] link=topic=3771.msg160468#msg160468 date=1162447862]

Got caught skipping school by a security guard that hides in the snow for skippers. Gave her a phoney name.

You're badass.

Was thinking that too until I realized she works on the same floor as where most my classes are, going to see if I can hide from her all day tomorrow.

[KrewL RaiN]

Living in a rural town = no security guards at school

But this town be boring ><

[Hero]

Got thursday school, cleaning the school 2-5. My brother says he saw the lady that caught me at the bar last night and she was getting drunk so she was probably too hung over to remember the other people that were with me.

[Mystical]

so my bitch is moving in with me, hmm gunna be the 4th girlfriend i've lived with haha, guess no more pimpin again.. oh well. probley end up grounding me from my computer once she knows i actually get on one. =\

[powered by nissan]

hi im back everybody

I was in jail for the last 5 months because i went 165mph in a 25 mph zone in a nieghborhood and they found meth in the trunk :p.

[topaz]

hi im back everybody

I was in jail for the last 5 months because i went 165mph in a 25 mph zone in a nieghborhood and they found meth in the trunk :p.

http://forum.valhallalegends.com/index.php?action=profile;u=2804;sa=showPosts

Do you have computer access in prison or something? You've posted in the last three months or so

[Hero]

My marijuana plant sprouted from the dirt today .

[powered by nissan]

hi im back everybody

I was in jail for the last 5 months because i went 165mph in a 25 mph zone in a nieghborhood and they found meth in the trunk :p.

http://forum.valhallalegends.com/index.php?action=profile;u=2804;sa=showPosts

Do you have computer access in prison or something? You've posted in the last three months or so

ok you got me, i was bsing.

[topaz]

hi im back everybody

I was in jail for the last 5 months because i went 165mph in a 25 mph zone in a nieghborhood and they found meth in the trunk :p.

http://forum.valhallalegends.com/index.php?action=profile;u=2804;sa=showPosts

Do you have computer access in prison or something? You've posted in the last three months or so

ok you got me, i was bsing.

That's ok, plenty of members on this board do it regularly.

[Hero]

hi im back everybody

I was in jail for the last 5 months because i went 165mph in a 25 mph zone in a nieghborhood and they found meth in the trunk :p.

http://forum.valhallalegends.com/index.php?action=profile;u=2804;sa=showPosts

Do you have computer access in prison or something? You've posted in the last three months or so

ok you got me, i was bsing.

lmfao!

[Joe[x86]]

so my bitch is moving in with me, hmm gunna be the 4th girlfriend i've lived with haha, guess no more pimpin again.. oh well. probley end up grounding me from my computer once she knows i actually get on one. =\

That's a power play. Show her ass who's boss.

[Joe[x86]]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=6171.92005+pounds+times+one+foot+in+calories&btnG=Search

In order to burn two thousand calories, the average man's diet, he needs to move 6171.92005 pounds of force an entire foot.

[warz]

What if he used a.. BULLDOZER LOLROFLHAHA

[Joe[x86]]

Then he'd be using two thousand calories worth of gas.

[Joe[x86]]

I corrected my pastor last night! He spoke about Abraham leading the Israelies out of Egypt although he was slow in speach, but being able to because he was chosen by God.

Abraham didn't do any of that. Moses did.