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[Warrior]

LOL BUT I REVERSE ENGINEERED THE GAME AND DOWNLOADED A MOD TO UNLOCK THE SECRET BARNEY LEVEL WHICH IS ACCESSED VIA QUERIES TO THE MYSQL DATABASE WHICH USES NTFS CALLS TO PERFORM INTERRUPTS WHICH ARE MAPPED INTO THE SEGMENT OF YOUR MOM WHICH TRIGGER EXCEPTIONS INSIDE THE LEVEL THUS THROWING YOU INTO A SECRET WARP LEVEL IN WHICH THERE IS A SECRET SUDDEN DEATH TIME ATTACK WHERE YOU ARE GIVEN THREE EXTRA LIVES AND NINJA TURTLE FRIENDS WARP IN TO HELP YOU BUT ONLY TO BE STOPPED BY BOWSER BUT SINCE YOU ARE SUPER MARIO YOU CAN CALL ON YOUR DOG YOSHI AND BITE PEACH'S NUTS OFF WHICH DROP A KEY TO THE SECRET COW LEVEL IN WHICH YOU DRINK THE MAGIC ELIXER WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE URIN FROM A LEPERCHAUN.

[Blaze]

I knew it!

[shout]

LOL BUT I REVERSE ENGINEERED THE GAME AND DOWNLOADED A MOD TO UNLOCK THE SECRET BARNEY LEVEL WHICH IS ACCESSED VIA QUERIES TO THE MYSQL DATABASE WHICH USES NTFS CALLS TO PERFORM INTERRUPTS WHICH ARE MAPPED INTO THE SEGMENT OF YOUR MOM WHICH TRIGGER EXCEPTIONS INSIDE THE LEVEL THUS THROWING YOU INTO A SECRET WARP LEVEL IN WHICH THERE IS A SECRET SUDDEN DEATH TIME ATTACK WHERE YOU ARE GIVEN THREE EXTRA LIVES AND NINJA TURTLE FRIENDS WARP IN TO HELP YOU BUT ONLY TO BE STOPPED BY BOWSER BUT SINCE YOU ARE SUPER MARIO YOU CAN CALL ON YOUR DOG YOSHI AND BITE PEACH'S NUTS OFF WHICH DROP A KEY TO THE SECRET COW LEVEL IN WHICH YOU DRINK THE MAGIC ELIXER WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE URIN FROM A LEPERCHAUN.

But you still don't win.

[hismajesty]

I WIN BECAUSE I WIN.