Best. Joke. Ever.

[shout]

Here's the original thread where it all started.  Somehow, this guy went on about Hentai and the Force, so I went with it.

You have to be registered on EV.

[hismajesty]

Europhoric Visions

Opening Early 2005

...

July != Early

[Master_Nabo]

Opps, forgot.  Well, here's some of the better stuff (be prepaired for some reading, you have been warned ):

  greetings! i am a hentai consular in training, and i seek hentai guidance   

i greet all the hentai masters here

may hentai be with you always

Wecome to the ways of Hentai Academy young one. 

By the time we finish with you you won't be able to even relate to normal society.

You sure you are up for the challenges ahead of you??

Its pretty tuff u no

i am already prepared for any challenges, since i live only for Hentai..

may hentai will be my one and only guidance

as i embark for my journey to find truly meaning of hentai..

i found this holy sacred academy..

and now i seek salvation

bring me to hentai enlightment

Good. The Hentai is what gives us our power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together. Without it, we would be lost.

thank you master, i keep that in mind 

Except that hentai mostly surrounds and then penetrates.

then what am i supposed to do with that master?

*uses Hentai Sanctuary spell*

Def: up
Cons: up
Resistance: up

You must use your powers for the good of the universe, to help those in need and save those in trouble.

The Hentai will be with you, always.

Master Nabo knows the Hentai well

but then i cannot kill the ones that opposed me master..

*tempted to the darkside*
*VERY TEMPTED*

*uses Hentai penetration on random cutie girls on the street*

It is true that the the power of the dark side is great, but do not turn onto the path of the dark side. For once you have gone down the path of the darkness, there is no turning back.

Only you can make the decision of what path you follow. But remember, The Hentai is a great and powerful thing indeed.

It goes on for a bit, defining what is the "dark" side and what is the "white" side.  Thought I'd save myself the trouble and just say that.  And I don't know why EV isn't open yet, something about Eva01gOnEbEsErK not having time, though it was up for a few days with the old content.