Do you have stairs in your house?

[Akamas]

One flight of stairs.

Aha, that narrows it down! Now I know your street and what kind of house you have. Sorta. I'll go door-to-door, "How many stairs do you have?"

Good luck, Charleswood is a long road. You'll never find my house! Muhahahhahaha

[Naem]

Too much talk about stairs. Let's keep this thread on topic please?

There has got to be at least one person on these forums who knows what I'm talking about. And goddamnit, "pak chooie unf" is not a valid answer.

[iago]

Too much talk about stairs. Let's keep this thread on topic please?

There has got to be at least one person on these forums who knows what I'm talking about. And goddamnit, "pak chooie unf" is not a valid answer.

You're confusing me.  Too much talk about stairs in a topic about stairs?

[Naem]

This is not a topic about stairs. But continue if you must.

[Tazo]

This is not a topic about stairs. But continue if you must.

Then what the hell is it about???!!

[iago]

Obviously it's about a "Storage and Information Retrieval System"

[Naem]

AcronymFinder.com won't help you here.

Only a goon would know.

[K]

I guess it's a reference to this:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/33440

I didn't find it that funny at all, so waste your time accordingly.

[hismajesty]

It has to do with Sin City, I think.

[Blaze]

He says its not about stairs... then why did he say that he found a good contractor that put in a flight of them...?

[Tazo]

idk..I wish Naem would clarify what this topic really is about 

[Naem]

I guess it's a reference to this:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/33440

I didn't find it that funny at all, so waste your time accordingly.

The question does indeed stem from that song.

However, the question bears no link to the song in its meaning or purpose. It is independent of the song now, and is the reason why I get a little annoyed when people respond with "Pak Chooie Unf" thinking it is the correct response. It is not.

On a side note, I do prefer this version of the song over the original.

[shout]

1 flight of stairs and a ladder.

[Naem]

explanation

[quasi-modo]

I'm not really protected.