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Quote from: warz on June 02, 2004, 07:18 PM
My sperm isn't shaped like the usual sperm might be shaped. My sperm are in the shape of B-17's dropping bombs during World War II. Whatever that shape may be.

Google says it looks like this

Quote from: warz on June 02, 2004, 07:18 PM
Thing possibly died in the thunderstorm last night, since he hasn't posted. I live near Thing, and it was an intense storm I must say. Not as intense as B-17 shaped sperm, though.

I didn't die.  My wife came home and busted me outside, in my underwear, with the camera and asked what I was doing.  When I told her I was trying to get electrocuted, she said good luck and closed the door.  About 10 minutes later she got pissed off and made me come inside.  Damn!  Women have no sense of adventure.  The cool part was that the storm blasted a bunch of power supplies, switches and other assorted electronic equipment.  I made some mad cash today!  Tomorrow will be even better since we get more storms tonight.

Quote from: j0k3r on June 02, 2004, 06:36 PM

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on June 02, 2004, 05:27 PM
I make 50,00 sperm/minute.

How often must the chambers be emptied? That seems like a big number.

No, the number is correct unless you have a disorder, are old, or your crotch area is too warm, or something.

Oh yea, men have a form of periods where some are released. Along with nocturnal emissions, masturbation, sex, etc.

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on June 02, 2004, 08:04 PM
Oh yea, men have a form of periods where some are released. Along with nocturnal emissions, masturbation, sex, etc.

Quote from: Thing on June 02, 2004, 07:35 PMI didn't die.  My wife came home and busted me outside, in my underwear, with the camera and asked what I was doing.

Were they clean?

My school blocked google and yahoo today.  

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on June 03, 2004, 10:06 PM
My school blocked google and yahoo today.  

My school did that too, if you typed http://google.com, instead of http://www.google.com

Or maybe google.ca

Quote from: Thing on June 02, 2004, 07:35 PM

Quote from: warz on June 02, 2004, 07:18 PM
Thing possibly died in the thunderstorm last night, since he hasn't posted. I live near Thing, and it was an intense storm I must say. Not as intense as B-17 shaped sperm, though.

I didn't die.  My wife came home and busted me outside, in my underwear, with the camera and asked what I was doing.  When I told her I was trying to get electrocuted, she said good luck and closed the door.  About 10 minutes later she got pissed off and made me come inside.  Damn!  Women have no sense of adventure.  The cool part was that the storm blasted a bunch of power supplies, switches and other assorted electronic equipment.  I made some mad cash today!  Tomorrow will be even better since we get more storms tonight.

Thing, man, I love you so much.  I laughed so hard when you said that, and I'm still laughing.

Yea, google.[something other than com] works.

Blocking search engines is retarded. Why doesn't your school take back your schoolbooks too since they don't want you to have information?

 Since it doesn't filter google image search thumbnails we can still access sexually explicit content. Whatever, there's only 1 and a half weeks left anyway.

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on June 04, 2004, 08:06 PM
Since it doesn't filter google image search thumbnails we can still access sexually explicit content. Whatever, there's only 1 and a half weeks left anyway.

Uhm, and why would you need to do that at school...?

I dunno, it'd be funny to see somebody jacking off in the library though. Ah, and by the way, when I was on one of the library computers ~3-4 months ago I found porn in the My Pictures folder.

Our library computers are restricted to the catalog, we can't go anywhere.