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CD/DVD Shredder

Started by Yoni, July 14, 2004, 07:00 AM

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j0k3r

Ew, I have a knife that can do that and it doesn't cost an extra $43!
QuoteAnyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin
John Vo

Thing

I have a method that I've been using.  Pop your CD into the microwave and set it on high.  Push start and watch the fireworks!  You only have to do it for a few seconds and it is permanently destroyed.  It looks cool too!
That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth.

iago

Quote from: Thing on July 14, 2004, 08:10 AM
I have a method that I've been using.  Pop your CD into the microwave and set it on high.  Push start and watch the fireworks!  You only have to do it for a few seconds and it is permanently destroyed.  It looks cool too!

I heard that it looks really cool!  Perhaps I should burn some sensitive data on a cd, just so I have an excuse to microwave it :)
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


Grok

Quote from: Thing on July 14, 2004, 08:10 AM
I have a method that I've been using.  Pop your CD into the microwave and set it on high.  Push start and watch the fireworks!  You only have to do it for a few seconds and it is permanently destroyed.  It looks cool too!

What type of data gives the best show?  Porn?

Hitmen

I perfer to just "Pop"(Just hold it around the edges and squeeeeze)  the CD's into the nearest trash can.  Completely destroyed, minimal effort, nice and quick.

Falcon[anti-yL]

Quote from: Thing on July 14, 2004, 08:10 AM
I have a method that I've been using.  Pop your CD into the microwave and set it on high.  Push start and watch the fireworks!  You only have to do it for a few seconds and it is permanently destroyed.  It looks cool too!
Does it mess up your microwave?

iago

Quote from: Falcon[anti-yL] on July 14, 2004, 12:05 PM
Quote from: Thing on July 14, 2004, 08:10 AM
I have a method that I've been using.  Pop your CD into the microwave and set it on high.  Push start and watch the fireworks!  You only have to do it for a few seconds and it is permanently destroyed.  It looks cool too!
Does it mess up your microwave?

It's probably not good for it :)
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


Fr0z3N

Quote from: Hitmen on July 14, 2004, 11:48 AM
I perfer to just "Pop"(Just hold it around the edges and squeeeeze)  the CD's into the nearest trash can.  Completely destroyed, minimal effort, nice and quick.

Same here but I rarly burn anything, I just 'Pop' those annoying AOL CD's.

Thing

QuoteWhat type of data gives the best show?  Porn?
I wouldn't know, I've never destroyed porn. :)

QuoteDoes it mess up your microwave?
Not yet.  I've done it many times at my office and it still works fine.  When I show it to people they almost always jump and it's fun to watch the look on their faces.
That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth.

DeTaiLs

I noticed after u do it the house smells bad for awhile not a good smell eaither



j0k3r

Quote from: Twix on July 14, 2004, 09:45 PM
I noticed after u do it the house smells bad for awhile not a good smell eaither
That would be the toxic fumes released from burning plastic? Possibly breaking your microwave a bit too...
QuoteAnyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin
John Vo

Yoni

I've done it once, I've gathered that:
1 second = raw
2 seconds = well done
3 seconds = overcooked
4 or above = fire hazard

The best time to cook a CD in the microwave is exactly one twinkling, which is about 2.3 seconds.

iago

Quote from: Twix on July 14, 2004, 09:45 PM
smells bad [...] not a good smell eaither

A bad smell that's not good? Good heavens!
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


Akamas

When I did it, it smelt like bacon....
Quote from: Arta[vL] on August 14, 2006, 04:57 PM
Well, I want some too. Greedy Yoni should stop hogging it.