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Started by MyndFyre, March 30, 2004, 10:11 PM

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MyndFyre

March 30, 2004, 10:11 PM
QuoteEvery generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality?

After 3 years, it's on the horizon.  The new JinxBot, and BN#, the managed Battle.net Client library.

Quote from: chyea on January 16, 2009, 05:05 PM
You've just located global warming.

iago

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March 31, 2004, 07:52 AM
"It's 5:50 a.m., do you know where your stack pointer is ?"

Hahaha, classic!
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

Adron

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March 31, 2004, 11:17 AM
Quote from: iago on March 31, 2004, 07:52 AM
"It's 5:50 a.m., do you know where your stack pointer is ?"

Hahaha, classic!

Hmm, I don't see why that's really funny?

iago

#3
March 31, 2004, 11:34 AM
Quote from: Adron on March 31, 2004, 11:17 AM
Quote from: iago on March 31, 2004, 07:52 AM
"It's 5:50 a.m., do you know where your stack pointer is ?"

Hahaha, classic!

Hmm, I don't see why that's really funny?

It's a spoof of an old commercial, "It's 4:30.  Do you know where your children are?"
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

SNiFFeR

#4
March 31, 2004, 11:58 AM
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"If it weren't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL."

iago

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March 31, 2004, 12:02 PM
Quote from: SNiFFeR on March 31, 2004, 11:58 AM
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"If it weren't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL."

Haha, I completely missed the humour of that till just now :)
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

MyndFyre

#6
March 31, 2004, 02:02 PM
My favorite:

"...When we found others were actually trying to create real programs with A, we quickly added additional cryptic features and evolved into B, BCPL and finally C.

We stopped when we got a clean compile on the following syntax:"
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for(;P("\n"),R--;P("|"))for(e=C;e--;P("_"+(*u++/8)%2))P("|"+(*u/4) %2);
QuoteEvery generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality?

After 3 years, it's on the horizon.  The new JinxBot, and BN#, the managed Battle.net Client library.

Quote from: chyea on January 16, 2009, 05:05 PM
You've just located global warming.

Dark-Feanor

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April 04, 2004, 07:38 PM
Quote from: iago on March 31, 2004, 11:34 AM
Quote from: Adron on March 31, 2004, 11:17 AM
Quote from: iago on March 31, 2004, 07:52 AM
"It's 5:50 a.m., do you know where your stack pointer is ?"

Hahaha, classic!

Hmm, I don't see why that's really funny?

It's a spoof of an old commercial, "It's 4:30.  Do you know where your children are?"
There is a commercial on TV now  that says "It's 10PM, do you know where your children are?"
- Feanor[xL]
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Archonist

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April 12, 2004, 10:29 AM
Quote from: DaRk-FeAnOr on April 04, 2004, 07:38 PM
Quote from: iago on March 31, 2004, 11:34 AM
Quote from: Adron on March 31, 2004, 11:17 AM
Quote from: iago on March 31, 2004, 07:52 AM
"It's 5:50 a.m., do you know where your stack pointer is ?"

Hahaha, classic!



Hmm, I don't see why that's really funny?

It's a spoof of an old commercial, "It's 4:30.  Do you know where your children are?"
There is a commercial on TV now  that says "It's 10PM, do you know where your children are?"

That's not a commerical, either is the first one. There part of some news show. I  forgot which. (I think.)

j0k3r

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April 12, 2004, 11:46 AM
No, there is a commercial that says that.

Who cares what time it says.
QuoteAnyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin
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