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Humourous emails

Started by iago, January 16, 2004, 03:27 PM

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iago

This is by the author of "Crack", a unix program for BF'ing unix passwords:

http://www.crypticide.org/users/alecm/security/crack-users.txt

QuoteCan I have some cracks please! Send me a crack use
e-mail.... Please!!!!! I bet you're such a genius man! I'm from
Canada... Nice to meet ya... I visited your website... The crack that
can figure out password tou know.... Please e-mail back to me. Make
sure your icq and msn messenger.

:(
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


Crazy_X


iago

They're really stupid people saying stupid things, so it's funny.  I just happened to quote a mean one that says bad things about canadians
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


Crazy_X

I didn't actually go to the link. =[
I did now and it's alright.
The guy from 'Canada' who sent the email was probably a newfy.

Spht

Quote from: Crazy_X on January 17, 2004, 12:38 PM
I didn't actually go to the link. =[
I did now and it's alright.
The guy from 'Canada' who sent the email was probably a newfy.

Newfies aren't that brain-damaged and wouldn't care about a computer program called "Crack."

Thing

That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth.

iago

A person from newfoundland, the only place in the world that is in a half timezone.  They are 2.5 hours ahead of me.  2.5!!

They are stereotypically the dumbest people in canada, except of course for spht.
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


Hitmen

Actually there's ~5 more that use a "half timezone", look at the little windows timezone selector thing. Kathmandu uses +5:45, weirdos!

iago

Well, it's the only place I know of that does, which is good enough for me! :P
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


Crazy_X

Quote from: Spht on January 17, 2004, 01:17 PM
Quote from: Crazy_X on January 17, 2004, 12:38 PM
I didn't actually go to the link. =[
I did now and it's alright.
The guy from 'Canada' who sent the email was probably a newfy.

Newfies aren't that brain-damaged and wouldn't care about a computer program called "Crack."

You wouldn't happen to live there would you? ^.-