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I was playing Counter-Strike on xbox and I was sneaking up on a bot and was about to shoot him and he didnt know I was there. Then my mom pops up from out of no where and is like "Jonny!!!" and Im like "WHOAOAOA SHIT!!!" Then I got pumped in the face by a SMG and lost my ranking of 11-1. But seriously it freaked the shit out of me. Oh yeah and yesterday ( earlyer when I was at the mall with Mr.Marbles), I took him into a store called Mind Games. So I wanted to show him this electric stapelar, that shocks you when you press it. (Mind that he had no clue of what it did), so he presses it and yells out "ARGURGUR!!!" and whips the thing on the ground, it eventually broke when it landed and the spring came out. The lady who owned the place is like "well there gos another one". Oh yeah like a month back my mom tried it and literally threw it across the store!

you that thing tried to like rape me

Quote from: Mitosis on November 23, 2003, 07:28 PM
I was playing Counter-Strike on xbox and I was sneaking up on a bot and was about to shoot him and he didnt know I was there. Then my mom pops up from out of no where and is like "Jonny!!!" and Im like "WHOAOAOA SHIT!!!" Then I got pumped in the face by a SMG and lost my ranking of 11-1. But seriously it freaked the shit out of me. Oh yeah and yesterday ( earlyer when I was at the mall with Mr.Marbles), I took him into a store called Mind Games. So I wanted to show him this electric stapelar, that shocks you when you press it. (Mind that he had no clue of what it did), so he presses it and yells out "ARGURGUR!!!" and whips the thing on the ground, it eventually broke when it landed and the spring came out. The lady who owned the place is like "well there gos another one". Oh yeah like a month back my mom tried it and literally threw it across the store!

You sound like my girlfriend, talking about stupid useless things like your mother said your name while you were playing a game...................

This topic is just for that kind of thing

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Snowboarding season is now open im going to go to whistler this week in canada

OOh...Oh and two days ago, Mr.Marbles and my friend Mike were playing Halo on multiplayer. Mike was so gay all he did was throw grenades. So Colin smacked him in the face a couple times. It was all great.

Quote from: Mitosis on November 24, 2003, 05:25 AM
OOh...Oh and two days ago, Mr.Marbles and my friend Mike were playing Halo on multiplayer. Mike was so gay all he did was throw grenades. So Colin smacked him in the face a couple times. It was all great.

I assume they're gay?

Quote from: iago on November 24, 2003, 08:40 AM

Quote from: Mitosis on November 24, 2003, 05:25 AM
OOh...Oh and two days ago, Mr.Marbles and my friend Mike were playing Halo on multiplayer. Mike was so gay all he did was throw grenades. So Colin smacked him in the face a couple times. It was all great.

No sorry Im not like you iago Im not gay! On the other hand Mike is! (Mike is my friend but he is very gay in Halo!)

I assume they're gay?

The pink flamingo flies at midnight.

The bot didn't know you were there?

No it didnt, they are stupid even on expert mode.

Quote from: Mitosis on November 26, 2003, 07:42 AM
No it didnt, they are stupid even on expert mode.

On behalf of Counter Strike programmers who would grind their teeth if they heard this, I'm going to guess that they did it on purpose to allow you to quietly sneak up behind enemies.

Perhaps you should blink once or twice while playing the game, usually keeps you intouch with reality. Although that isnt to say that I havent completely zoned into a game of Starcraft and have someone startle me without trying.

Quote from: Spht on November 26, 2003, 09:39 AM

Quote from: Mitosis on November 26, 2003, 07:42 AM
No it didnt, they are stupid even on expert mode.

On behalf of Counter Strike programmers who would grind their teeth if they heard this, I'm going to guess that they did it on purpose to allow you to quietly sneak up behind enemies.

Actually Spht, I didnt really come up behind them, I was hiding under a ledge and they walked by and a pumped them in the face, considering this was on expert mode [the hardest mode] that kind of disapointed me since Iv been waiting for this game for quite some time and you can do stupid things like that. The AI is really great though, you can tell your team where to go, hold this position and stuff like that. Its still the best game none the less.

Heh

Today we had an XBOX LAN. Was mad fun.

Quote from: Mitosis on November 24, 2003, 11:41 AM

Quote from: iago on November 24, 2003, 08:40 AM

Quote from: Mitosis on November 24, 2003, 05:25 AM
OOh...Oh and two days ago, Mr.Marbles and my friend Mike were playing Halo on multiplayer. Mike was so gay all he did was throw grenades. So Colin smacked him in the face a couple times. It was all great.

No sorry Im not like you iago Im not gay! On the other hand Mike is! (Mike is my friend but he is very gay in Halo!)

I assume they're gay?

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