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My wife is very cool.  She learned early on in our marriage that she would be seeing the back of my head more than the rest of me.  She usually can only recognize me when I have the glow of a monitor in my face.  I think I'll keep her.

Sweet! I didn't think that kind existed!

Quote from: iago on November 22, 2003, 05:51 PM
Sweet! I didn't think that kind existed!

She's inflatable too!

  my Wife of 13 years really  likes the way i work my computer n other things but how bout them Detroit Lions they r impressive ..huh..

......*smack*.

  smack back

No no no... you're only asking to get bitch slapped.

  good 1

/slap²

My significant other learned early on that she only exists to assist me in my orgasms, and have a few different holes where I can store my orgasm temporarily until they turn into babies, at which point I become a "baby-daddy".

Terrible husbands.

  oh plz don't  im not a sperm donor i luv my wife 

What are you... like 11-13?

my virtual wife makes love to me everyday