Valhalla Legends Archive

Ok, this is about as low as I'll go.  Post all your computer science/programming-related haiku's here.  The winner will.... get the glory of winning.

QuoteMisplaced stack pointer
Segmentation fault, coredump
Welcome to my life

This isn't mine, it's from a guy at school, but I changed the last line.  He can post the correction if he wants :-)

Quote"Easy, use grep!"
Stupid windows programmer:
What the fuck's grep?

Ok, that one is all mine.  I pronounce grep "gee-rep" :-)

QuoteTime for a compile!
gcc MyProg.c
Error: File not found

This one's also mine.  Based on a reallife experience!

Quote./go.bat
Runs: "Bad command or filename"
Fuck you, dos.  Fuck you.

Ok, I'm done.  If anybody else has anything to submit, have fun!

My personal favorite is the first, just because it makes reference to "misplaced stack pointer" :-)

QuoteCigarettes and Jolt
Honey it is time for bed
Shut up bitch shut up

When you get married, you will understand this one.

QuoteShut your God damn mouth
Or else I'm gonna kick you
Square in the balls... ass... hole... AH, DAMNIT!!!

-Cartman, South Park

QuoteProject: MBB
This project is corrupted.
Damnit... not again!

Corrupted files are always fun, especially when it's the entire project file.

Quote3 AM: working.
6 AM: programming still...
Son, are you STILL up?!?!

A common question, around my home.

QuoteNice streaming music...
Enjoying what life I have.
Fuck... rebuffering!

QuoteServer pinging works.
Connecting to it does not.
Damn fucking server.

Kane - do you have any idea what a haiku is?

Quote from: iago on April 11, 2003, 08:49 AM
Kane - do you have any idea what a haiku is?

Didn't know -exactly- what it was, but I had the general idea... I've written a few back in gradeschool...

Quotehai·ku

1.   A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
2.   A poem written in this form.

So what if my haikus don't have syllables of 5, 7, and 5...  

Edit: they will in a few moments

Yay, much better :-)

*pokes this to the top*

the talk about knowing where your stackpointer is reminded me of this.  Perhaps some newer members would like to come up with something?

Newer members suck
Oldies know how Haiku goes
Never fail at it

BNLS leaked
A tiny misconception
God damn April Fools.

Quote from: Naem on April 05, 2004, 11:31 AM
BNLS stolen
Oh well, what else is new
God damn April Fools.

Not even close!

As with true poets, you cannot tie me to one subject.

A strange little man
Pets his cat slightly too hard
Fuck you, cat fucker.

Quote from: Naem on April 05, 2004, 11:31 AM
BNLS stolen
Oh well, what else is new
God damn April Fools.

At least the last line has the right number of syllables.

Quote from: Maddox on April 05, 2004, 06:04 PM

Quote from: Naem on April 05, 2004, 11:31 AM
BNLS stolen
Oh well, what else is new
God damn April Fools.

At least the last line has the right number of syllables.

hahaha
that's what I get for writing poems when I have not slept for 36 hours.
(fixed)

besides: http://www.empirezine.com/haiku/1.htm

Quote from: Maddox on April 05, 2004, 06:04 PM

Quote from: Naem on April 05, 2004, 11:31 AM
BNLS stolen
Oh well, what else is new
God damn April Fools.

At least the last line has the right number of syllables.