Funny conv. from op e1-

[CodeMaster]

[9:05:21 PM] <TheCodeMaster gives Newby a haircut>
[9:05:24 PM] <Newby1337> Hey, die.
[9:05:33 PM] <Newby1337> Cut my hair off, I slice your dick off.
[9:05:33 PM] <Newby1337> -.-
[9:05:36 PM] <TheCodeMaster> !!
[9:05:46 PM] <QuikJew> my hair is longer newby
[9:05:49 PM] <QuikJew> just like my penis
[9:05:50 PM] <QuikJew>
[9:05:51 PM] <Newby1337> Fuck you jew.
[9:05:53 PM] <Newby1337>
[9:05:57 PM] <QuikJew> BLOW ME SEXY
[9:06:01 PM] <Newby1337> QUIK, YOU ARE A SLACKWARE LOVER, HOW DO I CONFIGURE MY SOUND CARD?
[9:06:04 PM] <TheCodeMaster> You prolly had your penis cut off when you were circumsized
[9:06:20 PM] <QuikJew> GET A BETTER ONE
[9:06:36 PM] <TheCodeMaster> FIGHT !
[9:06:40 PM] <QuikJew> and being circumsized actually made my penis longer and more slender kthx
[9:06:40 PM] <Newby1337> DIE.
[9:06:45 PM] <Newby1337> haha, I am so uncircumsized
[9:06:48 PM] <Newby1337> I have like yards of skin hanging off.
[9:06:49 PM] <Newby1337> Women love it.
[9:07:08 PM] <QuikJew> that's sick
[9:07:13 PM] <Newby1337> Hey
[9:07:18 PM] <QuikJew> you're only cool if you're cleanly and circumsized
[9:07:23 PM] <Newby1337> Does JBBot act leet, and does it auto clear the chat window?
[9:07:33 PM] <QuikJew> that way you dont get infections
[9:09:55 PM] <QuikJew masturbates on newbyleet>
[9:10:02 PM] <Newby1337 flogs Quik>
[9:12:06 PM] <TheCodeMaster> yikes!
[9:12:27 PM] <QuikJew> that must be painful
[9:12:31 PM] <Newby1337> Totally.
[9:12:35 PM] <TheCodeMaster> !
[9:12:35 PM] <Newby1337> I step on it every morning.
[9:12:38 PM] <TheCodeMaster> !
[9:12:41 PM] <Newby1337> But Quik's mom loves it, it's like her favorite breakfast.
[9:12:44 PM] <TheCodeMaster> O_O
[9:12:46 PM] <Newby1337> It just keeps coming, as do I!
[9:26:23 PM] <Newby1337> I am going to shower, I smell like ass.
[9:26:24 PM] <Newby1337> ...or a foot.
[9:26:27 PM] <TheCodeMaster> no
[9:26:28 PM] <Newby1337> ...or a foot lodged in an ass.
[9:26:29 PM] <TheCodeMaster> like foreskin
[9:26:38 PM] <Newby1337> Foreskin smells good though.
[9:26:39 PM] <Newby1337> Ask Quik's mom.
[9:26:41 PM] <Newby1337> ^^
[9:26:42 PM] <TheCodeMaster> ^^
[9:26:47 PM] <QuikJew> no thx
[9:26:51 PM] <Newby1337> <3 jew
[9:26:54 PM] <QuikJew> my mom doesn't know how your penis smells
[9:26:59 PM] <Newby1337> She should.
[9:27:01 PM] <QuikJew> screw you, stop calling me a jew
[9:27:03 PM] <Newby1337> I flog her with it every nihgt.
[9:27:05 PM] <Newby1337> Ok jew, I will. <3
[9:27:06 PM] <QuikJew> im a fake jew
[9:27:06 PM] <TheCodeMaster> lol jew =P
[9:27:11 PM] <Newby1337> Fake jew?! Wtf?!
[9:27:14 PM] <Newby1337> You've been lying to us?!?!
[9:27:20 PM] <Newby1337> May you rot in hell with your holocaust buddies.
[9:27:22 PM] <QuikJew> i dont get to stay home on Rosh Hashanah
[9:27:27 PM] <Newby1337> Lmao. Neither do I!
[9:27:32 PM] <Newby1337> Well, I could, I just don't want to.
[9:27:33 PM] <QuikJew> but i should be able to
[9:27:41 PM] <QuikJew> i could, i just dont wanna go to temple
[9:29:46 PM] <Newby1337> Anyways, AFK, SHOWER.