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Lesbian chicks are cool

Started by Thing, September 13, 2004, 05:08 PM

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Thing

Today I exchanged a few emails with a friend of mine who moved off to Austin.  Here is one of her replies:
QuoteLOL!!!! hehehehe I'm so glad to hear from you!!!!
Boring Bitchs huh? Didn't think you'd put up with that as long as you
have... I'm not that fucking far!!!
hehehe
Ok, I am in the movies... one of them has already been released; it's called
How to Pick up Girls (appropriately named!) It's a comedy about lesbian
dating... and the nightmare stories that women go thru. It's cute.
The next one I'm a main character in, and we are filming it now. It's called
Lost, and it's a drama/rated R movie based on a true story about two chicks
who hook up and one (me) is a rock n roll, drug addict who is out of
control, and the girl who falls in love with her loses her identity to be
with her (me) and we go across country, get lost, and end up homeless. It's
not a pretty story, but good screenplay!!
I'm so excited, because I'm already getting noticed in Calif by some
producers... funny how a no talent, hot cool chic can make it in low budget
movies that no one will ever see!!! hehehe
My new slave is moving to Austin from Toronto, Canada to be with me. She's
androgenous (sp?) and so cute... I collared her last weekend, and signed an
Agreement of Service with her. She is dedicating her life to serving me...
don't see how it can get any better... unless I find another one!!! hehehe
I've been working out, eating very healthy, getting buff for this movie. I
just work every day, and work out at night, and try to have a life now and
then...
I went to Hippie Hollow last weekend for SPLASH- saw lots of titties!
Wish I had someone (i.e. YOU) to go to the titty bar here with!! I miss
going!!
Things are going really well. I am happier than I've ever been!
The BDSM thing is going well... did I tell you I was in a Mentor program for
Domination? It's really cool. I've learned a lot since I moved here. Got my
CPR certification and signed up to DM parties for different organizations.
I'm a freak! And I love it!
So, you big freak! Please come down soon. I know you're busy, but I miss
hanging with you! And we have lots to catch up on!!! This just scratches the
surface.
You have the right number. I kept my 214 digits!
Call me soon.
:) I'm so glad to hear from you!
Misty


Oh yea, I'm going to be making a trip to Austin very soon. :P
That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth.

Grok

Quote from: Thing on September 13, 2004, 05:08 PMOh yea, I'm going to be making a trip to Austin very soon. :P

Yeh she's pretty hot.  Have fun with that.

j0k3r

Tell your friend's slave to stay in Toronto and give me a call...
QuoteAnyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin
John Vo

Thing

Quote from: Grok on September 13, 2004, 05:44 PM
Quote from: Thing on September 13, 2004, 05:08 PMOh yea, I'm going to be making a trip to Austin very soon. :P

Yeh she's pretty hot.  Have fun with that.
Word.  The best part is that my wife knows her and is cool with me hanging out with her.  :D
That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth.

iago

Quote from: Thing on September 13, 2004, 06:20 PM
Quote from: Grok on September 13, 2004, 05:44 PM
Quote from: Thing on September 13, 2004, 05:08 PMOh yea, I'm going to be making a trip to Austin very soon. :P

Yeh she's pretty hot.  Have fun with that.
Word.  The best part is that my wife knows her and is cool with me hanging out with her.  :D

I guess the problem with lesbians is that you don't have much chance.  But turn on the ol' Thing charm and she'll be blown away!
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


Soul Taker

Thing wants in on those "DM parties".

Skywing

#6
Quote from: iago on September 13, 2004, 06:26 PM
Quote from: Thing on September 13, 2004, 06:20 PM
Quote from: Grok on September 13, 2004, 05:44 PM
Quote from: Thing on September 13, 2004, 05:08 PMOh yea, I'm going to be making a trip to Austin very soon. :P

Yeh she's pretty hot.  Have fun with that.
Word.  The best part is that my wife knows her and is cool with me hanging out with her.  :D

I guess the problem with lesbians is that you don't have much chance.  But turn on the ol' Thing charm and she'll be blown away!
During highschool, I knew at least one self-proclaimed lesbian who had a boyfriend.  I'm still not quite sure how that works out...

Hazard

I believe that would translate to being a bisexual wouldn't it?

"Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway." --John Wayne

Grok

Quote from: Thing on September 13, 2004, 06:20 PM
Quote from: Grok on September 13, 2004, 05:44 PM
Quote from: Thing on September 13, 2004, 05:08 PMOh yea, I'm going to be making a trip to Austin very soon. :P

Yeh she's pretty hot.  Have fun with that.
Word.  The best part is that my wife knows her and is cool with me hanging out with her.  :D

Your wife rules.