If you have set yourself on fire, do not run

[Skywing]

http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?s=418800b85f32fd51834fc4e435853c6d&threadid=56995&perpage=25&pagenumber=1

[iago]

hahaha, those are great, even though I only read 1/25 pages.  My favourite picture:


"Find a 3 story, 10 foot building.  The midgits will be helpful"

[SNiFFeR]

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.


Unfortunately, a flashlight makes a very poor lightsabre.


Swinging it around and making "whoosing" sounds won't help.

[iago]

haha, those were also good

[Probe]

genius!

[Dark-Feanor]

I liked the:

If you see a nuclear explosion, pull off the road and take some snapshots.

If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.

if the threat of a terrorist attack looms, you could always have a death match between your car and a house. Be sure to tell me which one wins

They were all hella funny, but it started to get kinda repetative around the 23rd page.  
Also, the songs were kinda lame.

[j0k3r]

I liked the:

If you see a nuclear explosion, drive around it.


The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.


In event of emergency, exit in every direction at once to confuse the enemy.


In the event you are attacked by bubble gum while stoned, clap your hands to attract attention.

[GoSuGaMING]

i dont get the bubble gum one... clap ur hands together to gain attention...

[Burner]

lol heres 1 if you are trapped be sure to use a huge hand to open the door it CAN save your life!

If your family has no face be sure to stand and hug eachother please try to stand as still as possible. thank you

[Meh]

i dont get the bubble gum one... clap ur hands together to gain attention...

Your hands will stick because of the gum.

[j0k3r]

Lol no, it's just pointing out the pink on the hands and it looks like they're in the process of clapping...

The pictures are pretty descriptive, but since they can be taken out of context and they are posted by the government people find it funny to take them at face value.

[Grok]

Lol no, it's just pointing out the pink on the hands and it looks like they're in the process of clapping...

The pictures are pretty descriptive, but since they can be taken out of context and they are posted by the government people find it funny to take them at face value.

j0k3r :p

what's funnier is making people explain the super obvious punchline. :p