Christmas on Linux

[iago]

This is a fortune that some of you have probably seen before.  I laughed pretty hard at it, so it's a good thing I have my own office.  Then I felt like such a geek.  I also tried to run it, just in case some of those were commands I didn't know about.  

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town

cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole > town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake) {
       be good
}

[hismajesty]

haha