Parental Advisory!

[Hazard]

WARNING! This might be uh... disgusting at parts. Don't read it if you aren't comfortable with sexuality. I found it humorous, I don't think a real man would take this 100% seriously. If you accept all of these warnings, feel free to continue reading the 50 things guys wish girls knew and enjoy. Thank you.

[iago]

"Shave your shit. Seriously, shave it bald"
Yes, because constantly scratching is sooooo sexy

I had to look up Donkey Punch.  I've never heard of that before, do people actually do it?  It sounds awfully mean!

EDIT: oops, got it backwards.  It's not OK for guys to shave, but it's ok for chicks to.  Wait a minute, do I have a double standard?