Windows not a virus!

[Hazard]

--WINDOWS NOT A VIRUS--
Cupertino, Cal. (SatireWire.com) — Symantec issued an apology to Microsoft yesterday after the security software maker's AntiVirus Research Center issued an alert for a "widespread and lethal virus known to cause system crashes and data loss" that turned out to be the Windows 2000 operating system. Symantec CEO John Thompson called it a "regrettable but understandable" mistake.

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Ugh, I read SatireWire when it was actually alive

DAMN FUNNY though