Yoni on TV?!

[haZe]

Was yoni on the television lastnight? There was this guy named Yoni Burg, 25, and lived in Isreal. He was on MTV. Yoni, is that you?

[Yoni]

I don't live in Isreal.

[iago]

Israel then?

[Yoni]

Admittedly, there is only a finite number of Yonis in Israel. However, that number is very large.

Also, I am not 25, I am 16 - 9 years younger.
Oddly enough, this is the smallest Pythagorean triple.

[iago]

Admittedly, there is only a finite number of Yonis in Israel. However, that number is very large.

Also, I am not 25, I am 16 - 9 years younger.
Oddly enough, this is the smallest Pythagorean triple.

Just looking that that url (FrivolousTheoremofArithmetic.html) I can assume I don't have to click the link.

And for the record, I would hope there's a finite number of Yonis in Israel, or anywhere else for that matter, because an infinite number of Yonis would just be scary!

[Yoni]

Given an infinite number of Yonis and an infinite number of typewriters, eventually one of them would type the complete works of Euler.

(Jargon File - Infinite Monkey Theorem)

[iago]

Given an infinite number of Yonis and an infinite number of typewriters, eventually one of them would type the complete works of Euler.

(Jargon File - Infinite Monkey Theorem)

... therefore, the Fox Network should fire all its employees and hire an infinite number of Yonis.

[Yoni]

... therefore, the Fox Network should fire all its employees and hire an infinite number of Yonis.

Not a good idea for them. We aren't cheap.

[Noodlez]

my brothers name is yoni, and i know about 4 other yonis

[iago]

I've never heard of anybody with that name.. ever! I didn't even know it was a real name :-)

[Noodlez]

the english translation of yoni = jonathan, john actually.
 yonatan would be jonathan