[humor] Writing Unmaintainable Code

[Grok]

http://mindprod.com/jgloss/unmain.html

The ultimate anti-style guide for programmers.

[Yegg]

There's some pretty good stuff on there...

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Semicolons! Always use semicolons whenever they are syntactically allowed. For example:
if ( a );
else;
{
   int d;
   d = c;
}

Some of the things on the page at http://mindprod.com/jgloss/unmainobfuscation.html reminds me of coding styles used by people who don't realize their style is ridiculous.