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Started by lechilka26, August 27, 2006, 01:21 PM

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lechilka26

 Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha! :)

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars. 
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

so fuunnyy :))



rabbit

Grif: Yeah, and the people in the red states are mad because the people in the blue states are mean to them and want them to pay money for roads and schools instead of cool things like NASCAR and shotguns.  Also, there's something about ketchup in there.

iago

Hmm, when I actually have to do work to figure out how spam works, things are interesting.  But I went through and broke the links anyways, even though most people probably can't find them....
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


rabbit

Grif: Yeah, and the people in the red states are mad because the people in the blue states are mean to them and want them to pay money for roads and schools instead of cool things like NASCAR and shotguns.  Also, there's something about ketchup in there.

Yegg

#4
Quote from: rabbit on August 28, 2006, 10:51 AM
Go away.

I found it quite funny. The period's were hyperlink's for Levitra though.

Edit: Levitra was just one of them. It's a different think for each period and not all the period's were hyperlinked.

rabbit

O yeah.. some are still linked.  Levitra, celibrex, cialis, viagra...etc...
Grif: Yeah, and the people in the red states are mad because the people in the blue states are mean to them and want them to pay money for roads and schools instead of cool things like NASCAR and shotguns.  Also, there's something about ketchup in there.

disco

Man, I sure wish there was a specific forum for fun things...
Say it with me:


Akamas

#7
Quote from: iago on August 28, 2006, 03:53 PM
Hmm, when I actually have to do work to figure out how spam works, things are interesting.  But I went through and broke the links anyways, even though most people probably can't find them....

You should've just deleted the whole post.

Also, a simple solution to these "spammers" would be setup a required post count before a user can post a link or use the [url] code.
Quote from: Arta[vL] on August 14, 2006, 04:57 PM
Well, I want some too. Greedy Yoni should stop hogging it.

iago

Quote from: rabbit on August 28, 2006, 08:40 PM
O yeah.. some are still linked.  Levitra, celibrex, cialis, viagra...etc...
I didn't actually delete the link, I just removed a single letter from the domain name, effectively making the spam useless.  I still wanted people to be able to see the links and laugh, though.  I mean, who would link a period in spam?  That's just silliness.


Quote from: Akamas on August 29, 2006, 05:10 AM
You should've just deleted the whole post.

Also, a simple solution to these "spammers" would be setup a required post count before a user can post a link or use the [url] code.
There are lots of solutions.  For example, forcing email authentication or enabling the captchas (in the newest version of SMF). 
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


FrOzeN

Quote from: iago on August 30, 2006, 07:22 AM
Quote from: rabbit on August 28, 2006, 08:40 PM
O yeah.. some are still linked.  Levitra, celibrex, cialis, viagra...etc...
I didn't actually delete the link, I just removed a single letter from the domain name, effectively making the spam useless.  I still wanted people to be able to see the links and laugh, though.  I mean, who would link a period in spam?  That's just silliness.
Maybe there trying to get a higher Pagerank in google by having other websites link to them. Thus posting subliminal links and hope that we don't pick them up.

(Just a theory..)
~ FrOzeN

iago

Quote from: FrOzeN on August 30, 2006, 07:28 AM
Quote from: iago on August 30, 2006, 07:22 AM
Quote from: rabbit on August 28, 2006, 08:40 PM
O yeah.. some are still linked.  Levitra, celibrex, cialis, viagra...etc...
I didn't actually delete the link, I just removed a single letter from the domain name, effectively making the spam useless.  I still wanted people to be able to see the links and laugh, though.  I mean, who would link a period in spam?  That's just silliness.
Maybe there trying to get a higher Pagerank in google by having other websites link to them. Thus posting subliminal links and hope that we don't pick them up.

(Just a theory..)

That...... makes sense!  It could be!  But it's so obvious that it's spam, at least, I thought so.. :-/
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


Akamas

#11
Simply implementing a security image or forcing email authentication won't really stop spammers.

The method I suggested would be very simple to implement and spammers cannot get around it. They can post all the plain text they want, it isn't going to be an affective advertisement without the link(s).

But, it would probably be best to implement all three security measures to completely get rid of all spam.
Quote from: Arta[vL] on August 14, 2006, 04:57 PM
Well, I want some too. Greedy Yoni should stop hogging it.

Mystical

#12
I think number 26 is the only one that has a link left.



EDIT: Now doesn't this look like Spam!?
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Saw a bunch of names that have registerd years n years ago and not 1 post or active login, alot of random numeric alphic names to! CLEAN UP!! DAMN! jk haha =)
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Akamas

#13
Quote from: MyStiCaL on August 31, 2006, 11:18 PM
I think number 26 is the only one that has a link left.



EDIT: Now doesn't this look like Spam!?
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Total Members: 2279
Latest Member: sexy_hottie_adult_35
Your Personal Messages: 6 New: 0
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  vL Forums never does a user database clean up do they? i was looking around in the user list.
Saw a bunch of names that have registerd years n years ago and not 1 post or active login, alot of random numeric alphic names to! CLEAN UP!! DAMN! jk haha =)
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Quote from: Arta[vL] on August 14, 2006, 04:57 PM
Well, I want some too. Greedy Yoni should stop hogging it.