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Wedding test

Started by Invert, July 12, 2005, 02:59 PM

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Invert

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year,
and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us
in every way.
My friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a
dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much
indeed.
That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight
mini skirts, and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me and I got
many a
pleasant view of her. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over
to check
the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
soon I was
to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she
couldn't
overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
with it just
come up and get me."
I was stunned I was frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her
panties and threw
them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a
moment, then turned
and
went
straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house and
walked straight
towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing
outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are
very happy
that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
for better man
for
our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

UserLoser.

That made me smile but not laugh, but I think it's funny so I'll give it a lower-cased rofl.

Newby

Old but still good. :D
- Newby

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Adron

Haha, good one, nice to see so many funny stories being posted :)

Archangel

LOL yes this one is a good one.
I'm not an Addict.

Topaz


Intangir

yea ive heard it before but still laughed

thats a good one ;)

also this time i got some good mental imagery, thanks for embarassing me at work (although some were impressed)
Left here since creation...
Forgotten in the river of time...

QwertyMonster


Blaze

Other then the terrible formatting, great story!
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