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Started by Thing, April 01, 2005, 12:40 PM

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Thing

That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth.

Newby

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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

CrAz3D

rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
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hismajesty

QuoteMaybe we're jaded, but we've seen all these other companies leap headlong into 1.0, thinking their product is exactly what they've been dreaming of all their lives, that everything is perfect and hunky-dory – and the next thing you know some vanilla copycat release from Redmond is kicking their butt, the Board is holding emergency meetings and the CEO is on CNBC blathering sweatily about "a new direction" and "getting back to basics."

Ouch.

programermcgeek

i like the scanner, i would pull it off

Mangix

looks fake. they used words like uhhhh and dude. Professional websites DO NOT use those words. all i have to say :P.

hismajesty

Quote from: Mangix on April 02, 2005, 04:20 AM
looks fake. they used words like uhhhh and dude. Professional websites DO NOT use those words. all i have to say :P.

Google is known to use unprofessional words in their products. Gmail being one that instantly comes to mind. [Though, not in such an excess.]

And, dude, wtf? OF COURSE it's a joke - did you even READ the page?

Mangix

i read the whole page before Thing even posted it. Looks like google wants to change out brain chemistry so that they can gain control of us in order to dominate the US, Russia, and the middle east :P.

quasi-modo

if this were for real I would buy it.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

Blaze

Quote from: Mangix on April 02, 2005, 05:17 AM
i read the whole page before Thing even posted it. Looks like google wants to change out brain chemistry so that they can gain control of us in order to dominate the US, Russia, and the middle east :P.
The main google place in the middle east..
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Mitosis: Haha, Im great arent I!
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