WoW IRL

[Thing]

Today I was standing in line at a sandwich shop for lunch.  The guy up ahead was taking his sweet ass time ordering and then gave the chick a one hundred dollar bill.  While she went to the back for money to make change, I Charged the guy, hit him with a Rend, and delivered the finishing blow with Execute.  There he was in a bloody pile on the floor and me with his entrails dangling from my 2hander.  The crowd cheered as I wiped my sword clean on his shirt.  I ordered a ham & cheese sandwich with chips on the side. Life is good.

[QwertyMonster]

*Qwerty does NOT want to meet Thing in a sandwich line!* 

Wow, Thing is the new Mafia, So get off hes sandwich line, yo! 

[Blaze]

I would have done the same thing (Just with a rusty spoon instead of a sword).  What did that dexters lab episode with the icecream guy teach us?  Don't pay with pennies or large bills!

[Joe[x86]]

I don't wanna meet thing in a sandwitch line either. I actually thought he was serious, until the sword part.