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A new "perk" to being a soldier

Started by iago, July 21, 2004, 07:09 PM

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iago

This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
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Vicious

That's fricken dumb. Bigger boobs don't help protect the country. -.-

cefx-

Sweet!

I'm going to get this chick I know to join the army for a bit...
cefx
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Tuberload

Quote from: Vicious on July 22, 2004, 08:27 AM
That's fricken dumb. Bigger boobs don't help protect the country. -.-

Yes but they will help motivate me while I am away(Girlfriend).  ;D
Quote"Pray not for lighter burdens, but for stronger backs." -- Teddy Roosevelt
"Your forefathers have given you freedom, so good luck, see you around, hope you make it" -- Unknown

cefx-

:(
It wouldn't work like that Tuberload

She'd be away and you'd be the housewife waiting for the big-breasted soldier to come home....safely....
cefx
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muert0

You could get it for your spouse... but I wouldn't get my girl a boob job before I left for a couple of months.
To lazy for slackware.

SNiFFeR

Or get her the big boobs, then make her smoke pot, so she gets kicked out and everybody wins.

Tuberload

Quote from: cefx- on July 22, 2004, 09:43 AM
:(
It wouldn't work like that Tuberload

She'd be away and you'd be the housewife waiting for the big-breasted soldier to come home....safely....

Looks like it works that way to me.  ???

QuoteNEW YORK (Reuters) -- The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be," but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.
Quote"Pray not for lighter burdens, but for stronger backs." -- Teddy Roosevelt
"Your forefathers have given you freedom, so good luck, see you around, hope you make it" -- Unknown