Windows 2000 Source [OLD]

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/* Source Code Windows 2000 */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
 while(!CRASHED)
 {
   display_copyright_message();
   display_bill_rules_message();
   do_nothing_loop();

   if (first_time_installation)
     {
     make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
     do_nothing_loop();
     totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
     search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
     make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
     disable_Netscape();
     disable_RealPlayer();
     disable_Lotus_Products();
     hang_system();
     } //if
   write_something(anything);
   display_copyright_message();
   do_nothing_loop();
   do_some_stuff();

   if (still_not_crashed)
   {
   display_copyright_message();
   do_nothing_loop();
   basically_run_windows_31();
   do_nothing_loop();
   } // if
 } //while

 if (detect_cache())
   disable_cache();

 if (fast_cpu())
   {
   set_wait_states(lots);
   set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
   set_mouse(action,jumpy);
   set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
   } //if

 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
 printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

 if (system_ok())
   crash(to_dos_prompt)
 else
   system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

 while(something)
   {
   sleep(5);
   get_user_input();
   sleep(5);
   act_on_user_input();
   sleep(5);
   } // while
 create_general_protection_fault();

} // main

I found this on Albino Black Sheep, and It's old, and hopefully not a double post