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Started by SNiFFeR, December 05, 2003, 11:06 PM

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SNiFFeR

What happens when you fall in love with a lesbian? :-\

and she basically doesn't want anything to do with you because your male, yet she hits on you?

Yeah.. Advice is welcome

EDIT: Added Info

Eibro

Eibro of Yeti Lovers.

Thing

How do you know she's lesbian?
How do you know you are in love with her?
That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth.

hismajesty

How do you know you're not a lesbian too?

iago

I like Eibro's suggest, but don't go all the way.  Just dress up like a chick, then, when she falls madly in love with, let's say, Snifferina, then you can reveal the penis and love making will ensue (unless she laughs at the size, then you're fucked)
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


Thing

I think we are all missing the real important question:

If she truly is a lesbian, will she let you watch?
That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth.

SNiFFeR

Quote from: Thing on December 06, 2003, 08:40 AM
I think we are all missing the real important question:

If she truly is a lesbian, will she let you watch?

Yes she truely is a lesbian. And I've watched several times.

It's just this past week she's been hitting on my a lot and I've liked her for some time and I've admitted the fact that I liked her.

It's so confusing!

and no, I wont dress up as a girl she already knows I've got a penis.