Your mother never told you ...

[Thing]

about this:

Ham - No water added
Ham with natural juices - 7 to 8 percent water added
Ham water added - 12 to 15 percent water added
Ham and water product - more than 15 percent added water

Read the label and become unlightened.

[Banana fanna fo fanna]

Wow.

[Yoni]

*confused*

What's ham?

[iago]

* iago covers Yoni's eyes

Don't look! It's dead pig!  Evil non-kosher stuff!