Drug paraphernalia =[

[iago]

Totally related. Monday night, we were drinking in my living room, and my mom came down about 3 in the morning and claimed she smelled weed.

Fast forward to last night, my friend left his pipe over (he smoked before we played a game, I DID NOT). Today, my mom says she found the pipe we used when she thought we were smoking. I thought she was making shit up until I realized what she found.

Totally terrible coincidence. Good thing I haven't smoked in forever, she could piss test me, I'd come up positive, and I'd totally get an ego boost.

You should tell her to test your piss, then piss on her.

Ha!

[Newby]

You should tell her to test your piss, then piss on her.

Ha!

That's evil! Plus, my friend swiped it back. A good alibi later, and we're golden.

[PunK]

Haha. Coincidence huh. Take the piss test so you can pwn the fuck out of your mom.

[Newby]

Haha. Coincidence huh. Take the piss test so you can pwn the fuck out of your mom.

Total 100% coincidence. I even told friends that were there the night we were drinking about it, and they were like "wow haha that's shitty timing."

Oh well.

[PunK]

Yeah, seems like it all happens when you start thinking about it. The night before I got busted for paraphernalia my dad drug tested me and it came out positive for THC. Told me not to carry something around that I can't just eat or toss out the window. Next day.. busted with a scale and pipe.

[Newby]

my dad drug tested me and it came out positive for THC.

That would = the end of my life right there. Even legally considered an adult and responsible for my decisions, he'd still kill / disown me.

[Barabajagal]

My dad smokes more weed than I do. We smoke together occasionally, too...

[Hero]

The only thing I smoke is salmon.

[Dale]

The only thing I smoke is salmon.

lol