Hazard's How-To Guide: Terrorism

[Hazard]

The Cure for Terrorism:


The latest ploy to drive the forces of terrorism out of the Middle East is to send in a team of Southern Special Forces.

Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with the
following information about the Enemy:

1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They don't like barbecue.
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.

Should be over in just about a week.

!~!HaZaRD!~!