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No Penis Tax!

Started by iCe, May 20, 2007, 03:18 AM

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iCe

The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.  This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole.It has two dependents, but they're nuts.

Effective January 1, 2008, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:

10"-12" Luxury Tax

8"-10" Pole Tax

5"-8" Privilege Tax

4"-5" Nuisance Tax



Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

Issues still under consideration are as follows:

Are there penalties for early withdrawal?

Do multiple partners count as a corporation?

Are condoms deductible as work clothes?

Hero


iago

Yours is hard 30% of the time, and in the hole 10% of the time? Holy shit! I didn't know somebody could have sex for 2.4 hours a day, and be hard for a further 7.2 hours!
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
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Warrior

obviously you've never seen the guy from the enzyte commercial..he's hard 24/7
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Quote from: iago on May 26, 2007, 09:52 AM
Yours is hard 30% of the time, and in the hole 10% of the time? Holy shit! I didn't know somebody could have sex for 2.4 hours a day, and be hard for a further 7.2 hours!

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brew

actually i found it a bit funny.
<3 Zorm
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Scio te esse, sed quid sumne? :P

Hero