Valhalla Legends Archive

I'm sorry, you're still tired from the destruction. You cannot reconize a friend! But I assure you, you will never be left alone again... ever.

My poor Cruel Rain... the toxins that destroyed the forum have destroyed your speaking capability!

My God! Survivors! Fear not my companions, together we shall repopulate the forum!
(With stem-cell research)

There, now when more people show up, they will find that this forum is complete with Patriotism. If only the sweet people of the forum could come and see...

Because this forum now needs a leader!

Leader: Truthiness51

A place for my people to eat, with all of the American foods and goods.

MENU:

One steaming hot bowl of Truth!

This is the place where I will send my people to rest for the day. I WILL BRING YOU BACK!!!

...hello?

What happened to my beautiful forum? They're all gone.

AND ITS ALL BECAUSE I LEFT!

They must have formed a suicide cult and... no... I can't say it!

Fear not forumites! I will bring civillization back to the 51st state!

That's right fellow Americans, Truthiness51 is here to stay! I took a break for a while when an imposter stole my thunder and left me to leave. But now will be different! I will forever be here to help you with your forumite tasks!

Well, I guess I lost the respect of everyone of this forum. I guess you dont need me anymore...

Huh... you gotta point...

OK! HERE HE IS HAVING SEX WITH A MINOR!

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Everyone! I have evidence that DP smokes crack! FEAST YOUR EYES!

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/_              <- THATS HIM!

NO!!!!

He is evil, and I'll prove it! dailyperson, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME, why are you here?

Don't listen to him! Im not this imposter! (Dont believe me? Check my IP.) Ignore him! He is the Ralph Nader to our forum! Get lost newbie, they're mine.

http://aerysoul.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=804


Im sorry to say that we have lost the battle, but no matter. We will live on.