Valhalla Legends Archive

Quote from: MysT_DooM on December 20, 2007, 06:59 PM
i remember you posting every single mundane news post that would show up that day.

oddly enough, so do I!

I haven't been here in forever +2

Global warming is awesome!  I want a beach party in Denver with REAL beaches!
<flamesuit on>


ANYHOW, what is so bad about global warming other than change?  So it'll change the climate creating more tropical areas, no?  Won't those tropical areas be able to better sustain plant life so those plants will begin to decrease the CO2 and then get the earth cooler again, maybe?

Quote from: Shout on May 27, 2007, 01:05 AM
Okay...

So I'm at work... and this ghetto gangsta guy is sitting in front of the beer cooler talking about how he 'be gettin' the pussy' (he is like 50... lol) and what not, and 9:00 rolls around (I cant sell beer after 9:00 per city law) and I lock the cooler right in front of him. I walk back to the counter just as he notices I wasn't sticking the key in the door for my pleasure, and he comes up to the counter and starts asking why 'I ain't be gettin no pussy', because apparently me locking the beer cooler has something to do with my lack of sex in the past 24 hours. I tell them them I can't sell after 9, tough shit, go home. Then he wants to buy cigars, so I'm like no 1) You tried to get me to sell you beer by saying 'I don't get the pussy' and 2) I think your going to use it to smoke weed. So storms outside (hes drunk as hell) and gets in his car and drives up to a gas pump. I don't auth his pump, well because hes a drunk bastard who is most likely going to drive off with it. I turn on the intercom and tell him to take his business elsewhere, hes not getting any gas here. He is out there yelling and screaming about how 'I don't get the pussy' and 'I'm hatin' 'cause he a nigga'. So I call the police. 10 freaking minutes later he is out there, scaring away my other customers, and in general being a drunk bastard. He walks inside just as the cop pulls up (he doesn't notice) and gets out of the car. The cop comes in just as the drunk guy yells 'I'm gunna fuck you up cracker!' and starts running at the counter. The cop runs in and BAM! Tackles the guy and slams his head on the floor. Drunk guy is yelling and what not and placed in handcuffs and in the cop car and I'm loling.

you cant sell beer past 9?!

also, you can serve to intoxicated people but not after 9?...weird

Quote from: SNiFFeR on May 13, 2007, 05:22 PM
well if you broke up with her, ask her out again if its really bumming you out.

uhm, it was an agreed thing, but her wanting to be apart

Quote from: Trance on May 13, 2007, 06:34 PM
Didn't like.... your other girlfriend cheat on you too?

uhm, only one has cheated on me.  this one was good...except for the non-long distance stuff I spose

Quote from: SNiFFeR on May 12, 2007, 08:39 PM

Quote from: CrAz3D on May 12, 2007, 07:48 PM
I hate May 12th.
May 12, 2006 I found out my girlfriend cheated on me
May 12, 2007 I, basically, break up with my girlfriend (different one)

That sucks.

AND I ran out of beer

Although, the 05-12-07 re: my woman is way worse than out of beer   I really liked this one, shucks

I hate May 12th.
May 12, 2006 I found out my girlfriend cheated on me
May 12, 2007 I, basically, break up with my girlfriend (different one)

Quote from: Hell-Lord on April 08, 2007, 12:18 AM
Well in simple terms most straight guys would be waiting to see her h00ters

obviosuly, but why would i want to go sit somewhere?

ahahahahaha

I've probably already posted here before, but I'm bored...

2004 F150


Before lift & new wheels

This thread scares me

Quote from: Hell-Lord on April 06, 2007, 09:10 PM

Quote from: [RealityRipple] on April 06, 2007, 08:32 PM
Paul's an aussie

Here come the stereotyping questions

wonder if he ever cooked a barbie on the barbie as a kid

10pm there = 5am here, where are you!?

mmm, sexy time lastnight !

x2

also, get a gun and sit outside your front door waiting...