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Poll
Question: I'd hit it ...
Option 1: Never votes: 4
Option 2: Once votes: 2
Option 3: Twice votes: 6
Option 4: Until her ears bleed votes: 25
Title: Britney Spears
Post by: Thing on July 19, 2004, 09:44 AM
Last night my wife asked me what guys thought about Britney Spears.
(http://web.ukonline.co.uk/jebsplace/Celebs/britney/britney09.jpg)
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: Newby on July 19, 2004, 10:22 AM
I guess you like Britney Spears? =p
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: hismajesty on July 19, 2004, 10:26 AM
I think she's hot when she's wearing makeup:

(http://www.wolfness.com/upload/booty.jpg)

But not so much when she isn't:

(http://www.ebaumsworld.com/britneynomakeup.jpg)
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: Falcon[anti-yL] on July 19, 2004, 10:28 AM
She smokes? :o
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: UserLoser. on July 19, 2004, 11:02 AM
A lot of girls are ewwy without makeup
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: muert0 on July 19, 2004, 12:38 PM
Heh. Somebody actually said no...
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: Newby on July 19, 2004, 01:20 PM
Find the gay one!

(On a side note, I said twice :()
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: UserLoser. on July 19, 2004, 01:33 PM
The first picture of her isn't that great, in my opinion.  The first one that hismajesty posted, she looks much better
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: muert0 on July 19, 2004, 02:19 PM
She's sexy as all hell in both of the first ones. And I think they just caught her on a bad day in the third one. Be kinda hard to not take a bad picture every once in a while when you can't go out in public without 5+ people with cameras stalking you.
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: Newby on July 19, 2004, 03:50 PM
Quote from: UserLoser. on July 19, 2004, 01:33 PM
The first picture of her isn't that great, in my opinion.  The first one that hismajesty posted, she looks much better
Yeah. She looks the best when all she's wearing is panties and a bead necklace. ;)
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: hismajesty on July 19, 2004, 03:58 PM
Quote from: Newby on July 19, 2004, 03:50 PM
Quote from: UserLoser. on July 19, 2004, 01:33 PM
The first picture of her isn't that great, in my opinion.  The first one that hismajesty posted, she looks much better
Yeah. She looks the best when all she's wearing is panties and a bead necklace. ;)

What the hell? I didn't even notice the necklace haha.

Edit: And still don't...
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: Grok on July 19, 2004, 04:04 PM
He meant to say Pearl Necklace.  Search Google.
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: Newby on July 19, 2004, 04:42 PM
Well, whatever she's wearing in this (http://www.digitaldoozie.net/newby/NewbysJunk/Images/britney3.jpg) picture.

(http://www.digitaldoozie.net/newby/NewbysJunk/Images/britney3.jpg)
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: muert0 on July 19, 2004, 04:48 PM
Heh, nope he meant bead. But' she'd look better in pearls..
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: hismajesty on July 19, 2004, 04:58 PM
I think she looks a bit like Marilyn Monroe in that picture. Perhaps she's trying to be the Marilyn Monroe of her time?

(http://www.digitaldoozie.net/images/SpearsMonroe.JPG)

That's said to be Britney Spears (I edited out some gay text some guy put on it,) the more I look at it though I'm not so sure.
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: Newby on July 19, 2004, 05:07 PM
Eh, face looks nothing like her. :/
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: muert0 on July 19, 2004, 05:46 PM
Looks like a pic of Monroe with speares face photoshopped on.
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: iago on July 19, 2004, 08:32 PM
Hmm, I like the second one hismajesty posted, except for the smoking thing.  But that's just me :)
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: Falcon[anti-yL] on July 19, 2004, 10:08 PM
Trust where did you get that pic of supposedly Britney? Looks nothing like her =/
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: UserLoser. on July 19, 2004, 10:10 PM
Quote from: Falcon[anti-yL] on July 19, 2004, 10:08 PM
Trust where did you get that pic of supposedly Britney? Looks nothing like her =/

That's because most girls are ugly/nasty/won't recognize them without makeup
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: hismajesty on July 20, 2004, 08:32 AM
Quote from: UserLoser. on July 19, 2004, 10:10 PM
Quote from: Falcon[anti-yL] on July 19, 2004, 10:08 PM
Trust where did you get that pic of supposedly Britney? Looks nothing like her =/

That's because most girls are ugly/nasty/won't recognize them without makeup

He means the one where I compared Monroe to Spears. I don't know if it is or not and I don't really care. :P
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: UserLoser. on July 20, 2004, 04:55 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on July 20, 2004, 08:32 AM
Quote from: UserLoser. on July 19, 2004, 10:10 PM
Quote from: Falcon[anti-yL] on July 19, 2004, 10:08 PM
Trust where did you get that pic of supposedly Britney? Looks nothing like her =/

That's because most girls are ugly/nasty/won't recognize them without makeup

He means the one where I compared Monroe to Spears. I don't know if it is or not and I don't really care. :P

I was assuming he meant the second picture you posted, it somewhat does look like her, but is much uglier because it seems she isn't wearing makeup
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: Trance on July 21, 2004, 07:03 AM
Yeah she smokes. Britney Spears is a bit like Pamela Anderson in terms of they both don't look as photogenic without make-up on.
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: Sargera on July 21, 2004, 05:49 PM
I don't believe she's a regular smoker, however.  None of you have heard that she's getting married to some poor gangster dude?  I believe that's when she started smoking, and apparantly she hasn't washed her hair in weeks.  ^^
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: j0k3r on July 21, 2004, 05:56 PM
Quote from: Sargera on July 21, 2004, 05:49 PM
I don't believe she's a regular smoker, however.  None of you have heard that she's getting married to some poor gangster dude?  I believe that's when she started smoking, and apparantly she hasn't washed her hair in weeks.  ^^
If by poor gangster dude you mean former back up dancer then yes, it's old news. She was smoking long before that, and I don't believe she wouldn't wash her hair.
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: Sargera on July 21, 2004, 05:58 PM
Hmm, must've heard the news wrong then...
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: warz on July 23, 2004, 08:07 PM
That "monroe" looking picture is really her. It's from a Maxim, or something. I've seen it in stores before I think.
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: Forged on July 26, 2004, 10:17 AM
QuoteHe meant to say Pearl Necklace.
I would give her a pearl necklace anyday :)
Title: Re:Britney Spears
Post by: cefx- on July 27, 2004, 09:20 PM
I'd fuck her once.

Of course, I would do it horribly mean and whatnot.

I'm evil like that.

Oddly enough, it turns girls on.