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General => Fun Forumâ„¢ => Topic started by: Newby on May 26, 2004, 11:13 PM

Title: Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: Newby on May 26, 2004, 11:13 PM
Well, then you're in luck! (http://www.wreckedyouth.com/dl/ebay/slave/#ebayphotohosting)

eBay is so sad :p
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: Akamas on May 26, 2004, 11:51 PM
Notice the URL

Quotehttp://www.wreckedyouth.com/dl/ebay/slave/#ebayphotohosting

Quotehttp://search.ebay.com/3726158054_W0QQsofocusZbsQQsbrftogZ1QQfromZR10 (http://search.ebay.com/3726158054_W0QQsofocusZbsQQsbrftogZ1QQfromZR10)

It's fake and it isn't even remotely funny
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: Raven on May 27, 2004, 12:01 AM
Yup, that's stupid and in aweful taste.
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: Newby on May 27, 2004, 12:10 AM
I found it funny. :(

And if it offensive to anybody I'm sorry =[

On a side note, there really are morons out there: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=67839&item=5701820609&rd=1
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: j0k3r on May 27, 2004, 09:33 PM
Quote from: Newby on May 27, 2004, 12:10 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=67839&item=5701820609&rd=1

I fail to see the stupidity.
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: Newby on May 27, 2004, 09:40 PM
Read the description. :)
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: Eibro on May 28, 2004, 05:39 AM
Quote from: j0k3r on May 27, 2004, 09:33 PM
Quote from: Newby on May 27, 2004, 12:10 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=67839&item=5701820609&rd=1

I fail to see the stupidity.

QuoteUnit for auction is a never working dummy display unit and can never be made to function.  It is made of paper and cardboard.  The reference to forty gb is to a sticker on the unit showing what would be inside if the unit was real.  Pictures are stock photos and not the actual unit for sale.  I believe I have listed this in the correct category but am not positive.  No returns sold as is.  Good luck.
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: j0k3r on May 28, 2004, 06:05 AM
Wow I totally missed that...
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: Grok on May 28, 2004, 07:08 AM
Quote from: j0k3r on May 28, 2004, 06:05 AM
Wow I totally missed that...

You're one more person who will now read every word of an ebay ad before making a bid.  So this topic was not a waste.
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: CrAz3D on May 28, 2004, 09:12 AM
Quote from: StupidPersonSold for:    US $399.99
Ended:    May-26-04 17:07:40 PDT
Start time:    May-26-04 07:41:27 PDT
Quote

It actually sold?!
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: CrAz3D on May 28, 2004, 09:15 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 28, 2004, 09:12 AM
Sold for:    US $399.99
Ended:    May-26-04 17:07:40 PDT
Start time:    May-26-04 07:41:27 PDT

It actually sold?!
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: Newby on May 28, 2004, 09:18 AM
QuoteAuction ended early with Buy It Now
Yes Crazed. :)
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: Meh on May 28, 2004, 11:30 AM
I must say even though its nasty I found it funny. Especially the box part. There is a bar near my house and only employ under 21's to avoid minimum pay ;D
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: CrAz3D on May 28, 2004, 11:46 AM
I'm pretty sure as long as you work 40 hours a week you have to be paid minimum wage.  You can be older than 21.
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: Meh on May 28, 2004, 11:48 AM
Quote from: The-Rabid-Lord on May 28, 2004, 11:30 AM
I must say even though its nasty I found it funny. Especially the box part. There is a bar near my house and only employ under 21's to avoid minimum pay ;D
Notice i said under 21.
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: CrAz3D on May 28, 2004, 11:52 AM
I should've stated my '21' statement better.

I'm pretty sure that you can be over 21 & still recieve minimum wage.
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: Meh on May 28, 2004, 11:53 AM
Yes and I said that he only employs under 21's to avoid minimum wage. Minimum wages are for 21 year olds and over.
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: CrAz3D on May 28, 2004, 11:55 AM
Man, I'm feeling brain dead.

You can be 21 & recieve LESS than minimum wage if you work less than 40 hours a week, there we go.

Correct me again if it is wrong or w/e...I've re-read this like 4 times now.
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: Meh on May 28, 2004, 12:04 PM
Ah, ok now I get you. I thougt you coukd recueve it if you worked less.
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: CrAz3D on May 28, 2004, 12:12 PM
However, I could be wrong on the facts aswell..but I'm still gonna back it up until I get shot down
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: Spht on May 29, 2004, 09:08 PM
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=48463&item=4187699598

Another reason to read the full description before bidding on something.
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: CrackS on May 30, 2004, 09:44 AM
QuoteI am not selling the nokia 7250 phone I am selling a picture of it.
LoL. That sucks for whoever bought it and thought it was the phone.
Title: Re:Want to buy a slave on eBay?
Post by: warz on May 30, 2004, 12:25 PM
Quote from: Akamas on May 26, 2004, 11:51 PM
Notice the URL

Quotehttp://www.wreckedyouth.com/dl/ebay/slave/#ebayphotohosting

Quotehttp://search.ebay.com/3726158054_W0QQsofocusZbsQQsbrftogZ1QQfromZR10 (http://search.ebay.com/3726158054_W0QQsofocusZbsQQsbrftogZ1QQfromZR10)

It's fake and it isn't even remotely funny

I thought it was funny. I mean, c'mon, selling black people on ebay is classic.