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Title: MMORPG -- P for Porn
Post by: j0k3r on May 02, 2004, 07:55 PM
Ok, well not really, but this has begun to bug me. "Sex appeal" has begun to appear in games such as Diablo 2, Lineage 2, Star Wars Galaxies, Guild wars, Everquest... the list goes on. Programmers seem to have nothing better to do than create "perfect girl" models in-game so to appeal to 12 year olds and give them something to jerk off to when they realize they suck at the game. Is all of this really needed? Maybe it's the only way to get people to play female characters...

I miss the good old games where you could play without some moron or 12 year old yelling "nice ass", or "your tits are nice" to a character I or someone in my proximity created in a damn video game. Porn is free and widely available now, you would think that the programmers would leave it up to the kids to find their own source of it? It makes me sick.

http://www.guildwars.com/gallery/artwork/art-004.html
http://everquest2.station.sony.com/media/dryad.jsp
http://starwarsgalaxies.station.sony.com/images/screenshots/20011101002.jpg
http://www.lineage2.com/Knowledge/race_elf_screenshots.asp (actually, couldn't find any online for lineage 2, but the dark elf chick starts out wearing a thong with no pants and you can look up the light elf chick's skirt in game)
Title: Re:MMORPG -- P for Porn
Post by: effect on May 02, 2004, 09:42 PM
What ever makes money.
Title: Re:MMORPG -- P for Porn
Post by: Soul Taker on May 02, 2004, 10:23 PM
Lots of games mimic the attire of past cultures, in which people didn't wear the same things some people wear now.
Title: Re:MMORPG -- P for Porn
Post by: Archonist on May 03, 2004, 05:48 PM
Quote from: j0k3r on May 02, 2004, 07:55 PM
(actually, couldn't find any online for lineage 2, but the dark elf chick starts out wearing a thong with no pants and you can look up the light elf chick's skirt in game)

Your complaining about sex appeal in games, yet you tried looking up a light elf's skirt?
Title: Re:MMORPG -- P for Porn
Post by: j0k3r on May 03, 2004, 06:29 PM
Quote from: Archonist on May 03, 2004, 05:48 PM
Quote from: j0k3r on May 02, 2004, 07:55 PM
(actually, couldn't find any online for lineage 2, but the dark elf chick starts out wearing a thong with no pants and you can look up the light elf chick's skirt in game)

Your complaining about sex appeal in games, yet you tried looking up a light elf's skirt?
Where did I say that I tried looking up her skirt? I never played a night elf in lineage 2, or a dark elf for that matter, it was through in-game chat that I learned this.
Title: Re:MMORPG -- P for Porn
Post by: Adron on May 03, 2004, 08:11 PM
Quote from: j0k3r on May 03, 2004, 06:29 PM
Where did I say that I tried looking up her skirt? I never played a night elf in lineage 2, or a dark elf for that matter, it was through in-game chat that I learned this.

So, what did you learn that you see looking up her skirt? A faithful reproduction, or something blank?
Title: Re:MMORPG -- P for Porn
Post by: Vicious on May 04, 2004, 01:01 AM
As they say..

QuoteSex sells
Title: Re:MMORPG -- P for Porn
Post by: Adron on May 04, 2004, 05:12 AM
An addition: The point I'd be trying to make is that if they haven't specifically modeled genitals, it's nothing special. Girls having thin waists and generous boobs in games just makes them look like barbie dolls.

Last I checked, barbie dolls weren't typically used by 12-year-olds to jerk off to. Unless they're lesbian?
Title: Re:MMORPG -- P for Porn
Post by: iago on May 04, 2004, 08:41 AM
Quote from: Adron on May 04, 2004, 05:12 AM
An addition: The point I'd be trying to make is that if they haven't specifically modeled genitals, it's nothing special. Girls having thin waists and generous boobs in games just makes them look like barbie dolls.

Last I checked, barbie dolls weren't typically used by 12-year-olds to jerk off to. Unless they're lesbian?

hmm, using barbie dolls.. not a bad idea! ;)
Title: Re:MMORPG -- P for Porn
Post by: Eibro on May 04, 2004, 02:14 PM
Perhaps j0k3r is gay.
Title: Re:MMORPG -- P for Porn
Post by: Adron on May 04, 2004, 04:41 PM
Quote from: iago on May 04, 2004, 08:41 AM
hmm, using barbie dolls.. not a bad idea! ;)

Haha, if you have a sister perhaps.... I don't think most young boys would want to explain all the barbie dolls on their wishlist ;)
Title: Re:MMORPG -- P for Porn
Post by: iago on May 04, 2004, 05:21 PM
Quote from: Adron on May 04, 2004, 04:41 PM
Quote from: iago on May 04, 2004, 08:41 AM
hmm, using barbie dolls.. not a bad idea! ;)

Haha, if you have a sister perhaps.... I don't think most young boys would want to explain all the barbie dolls on their wishlist ;)

I do have a sister, but she was too old for barbies before that idea could really have had any merit :(
Title: Re:MMORPG -- P for Porn
Post by: Adron on May 04, 2004, 06:50 PM
Quote from: iago on May 04, 2004, 05:21 PM
Quote from: Adron on May 04, 2004, 04:41 PM
Haha, if you have a sister perhaps.... I don't think most young boys would want to explain all the barbie dolls on their wishlist ;)

I do have a sister, but she was too old for barbies before that idea could really have had any merit :(

Oooh, so you got her whole laid off barbie collection? Woo you ;)
Title: Re:MMORPG -- P for Porn
Post by: iago on May 04, 2004, 07:57 PM
Quote from: Adron on May 04, 2004, 06:50 PM
Quote from: iago on May 04, 2004, 05:21 PM
Quote from: Adron on May 04, 2004, 04:41 PM
Haha, if you have a sister perhaps.... I don't think most young boys would want to explain all the barbie dolls on their wishlist ;)

I do have a sister, but she was too old for barbies before that idea could really have had any merit :(

Oooh, so you got her whole laid off barbie collection? Woo you ;)

At the time, I didn't know that would have been a good idea.  I'm not sure what happened to them, actually..