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Welcome to six years ago. (http://maddox.xmission.com/index98.html)
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QuoteTwenty-six things a perfect guy would do,
and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
LAME. Who has time for this? Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes.
Maddox has some good points, and some bad points. I really liked the Bill O'Riley one. :D
Dude, Maddox rules. He will have my baby. Everything he's said so far is true. He has to be a prophet or something.
There are people who have devoted themselves to how much Maddox rules by making a fan site for him as well. This girl who made this site (http://www.maddoxmania.com) claims she shall be the one to have his babies, Yoni has competition.
Edit: Maddox Mania (http://www.maddoxmania.com)
How women see it.
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How it really is.
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