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Title: Oxymorons
Post by: Grok on April 26, 2004, 08:31 AM
The oxymoron thread!  Don't post more than a few at a time, so everyone can join in the fun.

*  French Resistance *
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: iago on April 26, 2004, 08:33 AM
* poor jew *
* happily married country singer *
* angry Canadian *
* peaceful American *
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Akamas on April 26, 2004, 09:13 AM
* small crowd *
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Newby on April 26, 2004, 09:17 AM
* anxious patient *
* floated to bottom *
* hells angels *
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Thing on April 26, 2004, 09:26 AM
Jumbo Shrimp
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: iago on April 26, 2004, 10:03 AM
* Aqua's Best Song *
* Cher's Best Song *
...etc.
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Newby on April 26, 2004, 10:09 AM
* British fashion *
* safe sex *
* virtual reality *
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Grok on April 26, 2004, 11:21 AM
* Network Security *
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: iago on April 26, 2004, 11:27 AM
Quote from: Grok on April 26, 2004, 11:21 AM
* Network Security *

* Internet Security *
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Raven on April 26, 2004, 12:05 PM
Microsoft Works ;)
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Mitosis on April 26, 2004, 12:31 PM
*Computer Jock* , *Educational Television*.
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: hismajesty on April 26, 2004, 01:33 PM
Quote from: Raven on April 26, 2004, 12:05 PM
Microsoft Works ;)

Took mine you bastard.  >:(

Edit: Added a mean smilie to show my detest!

Edit 2:
Plastic Glasses
Same Difference //I hate when people say this
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: iago on April 26, 2004, 01:50 PM
* Soft Rock *
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: warz on April 26, 2004, 02:04 PM
Quote from: Newby on April 26, 2004, 10:09 AM
* safe sex *

How's that an oxymoron?
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Fr0z3N on April 26, 2004, 04:01 PM
whats an oxymoron?
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Grok on April 26, 2004, 04:12 PM
Quote from: Fr0z3N on April 26, 2004, 04:01 PM
whats an oxymoron?

word combinations that although commonly used, might be funny to think of together.  the classic is:

* military intelligence*
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: j0k3r on April 26, 2004, 05:47 PM
*High Interest*
*Artificial Intelligence*
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Mitosis on April 26, 2004, 05:54 PM
Quote from: Grok on April 26, 2004, 04:12 PM
Quote from: Fr0z3N on April 26, 2004, 04:01 PM
whats an oxymoron?

word combinations that although commonly used, might be funny to think of together.  the classic is:

* military intelligence*

Haha thats off of Renosance Man starring Danny Devito, I have it, thats a great movie.
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Newby on April 26, 2004, 06:13 PM
Quote from: warz on April 26, 2004, 02:04 PM
Quote from: Newby on April 26, 2004, 10:09 AM
* safe sex *

How's that an oxymoron?
As our teacher said, "The only safe sex is *insert picture of two money safes humping*"

There is protected sex (Condoms) but there is no "safe sex" (Except abstinance ... and humping safes :P)
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: AntiVirus on April 28, 2004, 06:00 PM
"Gay Marraige"
One of the most over looked oxymorons..
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Mitosis on April 29, 2004, 06:22 AM
*Stupid Idiot*
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: iago on April 29, 2004, 08:30 AM
Quote from: Mitosis on April 29, 2004, 06:22 AM
*Stupid Idiot*

That's the opposite of an oxymoron.
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: GoSuGaMING on April 29, 2004, 02:03 PM
Quote from: Fr0z3N on April 26, 2004, 04:01 PM
whats an oxymoron?


A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Mitosis on April 29, 2004, 04:22 PM
Quote from: iago on April 29, 2004, 08:30 AM
Quote from: Mitosis on April 29, 2004, 06:22 AM
*Stupid Idiot*

That's the opposite of an oxymoron.

Whats the opposite then?
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: SNiFFeR on April 29, 2004, 04:32 PM
*Prude Slut*
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: iago on April 29, 2004, 05:54 PM
Quote from: Mitosis on April 29, 2004, 04:22 PM
Quote from: iago on April 29, 2004, 08:30 AM
Quote from: Mitosis on April 29, 2004, 06:22 AM
*Stupid Idiot*

That's the opposite of an oxymoron.

Whats the opposite then?

hmm, "stupid iago" would be ;)

or, Stupid Smartass.
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Mitosis on April 29, 2004, 07:45 PM
*Intelligent Mitosis* work? :P
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: ______ on April 30, 2004, 02:09 PM
*A 12-Ounce Pound Cake*
*Big Baby*
*Clean Dirt*
*Date Rape*
*Good Shit*
*Hard Liquor*
/edit (added one more)
*Oxymoron* (Oxus=sharp, Moron=dull)
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: CrAz3D on April 30, 2004, 10:31 PM
Quote from: ___/\___ on April 30, 2004, 02:09 PM
*Oxymoron* (Oxus=sharp, Moron=dull)
That is beautiful


*Me in most cases*
*right to a speedy trial*
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: OuTLawZGoSu on May 01, 2004, 01:38 AM
*Microsoft Works*
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: iago on May 01, 2004, 02:18 AM
Quote from: OuTLawZGoSu on May 01, 2004, 01:38 AM
*Microsoft Works*

If you were paying attention, that was already posted a long time ago.
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: CrAz3D on May 01, 2004, 10:43 AM
This one hismajesty posted on another forum, but yah

*CSB from scratch*
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: jigsaw on May 02, 2004, 01:25 AM
Not oxymoron but I hate when people say this none the less.
1) irregardless.

Also, when people say "six of one, and a half dozen of another" I had a math professor say that. GRRRR. What are other things people say that bother you?
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: hismajesty on May 02, 2004, 07:34 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 01, 2004, 10:43 AM
This one hismajesty posted on another forum, but yah

*CSB from scratch*

That was taken out of context kinda!  :-X
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: CrAz3D on May 02, 2004, 04:07 PM
Quote from: hismajesty on May 02, 2004, 07:34 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 01, 2004, 10:43 AM
This one hismajesty posted on another forum, but yah

*CSB from scratch*

That was taken out of context kinda!  :-X
My oops, sorry trusty
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Soul Taker on May 02, 2004, 06:12 PM
High-speed Dial-up.
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: iago on May 09, 2004, 10:17 AM
"experts at Microsoft"
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: Skywing on May 09, 2004, 06:42 PM
Quote from: iago on May 09, 2004, 10:17 AM
"experts at Microsoft"
Actually, they have some very smart people there.  I happen to know several of them myself.
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: hismajesty on May 09, 2004, 06:55 PM
"Kosher Pork"
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: ______ on May 09, 2004, 09:58 PM
*Vegetarian that eats fish*
*Veggie Burger*
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: jigsaw on May 09, 2004, 10:29 PM
apartment.... yet they are so close together.
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: iago on May 10, 2004, 07:04 AM
Quote from: Skywing on May 09, 2004, 06:42 PM
Quote from: iago on May 09, 2004, 10:17 AM
"experts at Microsoft"
Actually, they have some very smart people there.  I happen to know several of them myself.

You're right, but that's the not-fun way of looking at it.  I have heard from several people that they have very clever programmers.  
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: ChR0NiC on May 11, 2004, 12:30 PM
Quote from: iago on May 09, 2004, 10:17 AM
"experts at Microsoft"

Quote from: Skywing on May 09, 2004, 06:42 PM
Actually, they have some very smart people there.  I happen to know several of them myself.

I think it's obvious who Skywing works or will work for >:(

*stupidly smart*
*rolling up a mountain*
*clearly misunderstood*
*pretty ugly*
*friendly argument*
*original copy* <~ big one :P
*medium large*
*minor disaster*
*plastic glass*
*small crowd*
*awfully good*
*stangley familiar*

Sorry for posting so many, but I'm on a roll  8)
Title: Re:Oxymorons
Post by: hismajesty on May 11, 2004, 12:54 PM
"backside"