The oxymoron thread! Don't post more than a few at a time, so everyone can join in the fun.
* French Resistance *
* poor jew *
* happily married country singer *
* angry Canadian *
* peaceful American *
* small crowd *
* anxious patient *
* floated to bottom *
* hells angels *
Jumbo Shrimp
* Aqua's Best Song *
* Cher's Best Song *
...etc.
* British fashion *
* safe sex *
* virtual reality *
* Network Security *
Microsoft Works ;)
*Computer Jock* , *Educational Television*.
Quote from: Raven on April 26, 2004, 12:05 PM
Microsoft Works ;)
Took mine you bastard. >:(
Edit: Added a mean smilie to show my detest!
Edit 2:
Plastic Glasses
Same Difference //I hate when people say this
* Soft Rock *
whats an oxymoron?
Quote from: Fr0z3N on April 26, 2004, 04:01 PM
whats an oxymoron?
word combinations that although commonly used, might be funny to think of together. the classic is:
* military intelligence*
*High Interest*
*Artificial Intelligence*
Quote from: Grok on April 26, 2004, 04:12 PM
Quote from: Fr0z3N on April 26, 2004, 04:01 PM
whats an oxymoron?
word combinations that although commonly used, might be funny to think of together. the classic is:
* military intelligence*
Haha thats off of Renosance Man starring Danny Devito, I have it, thats a great movie.
Quote from: warz on April 26, 2004, 02:04 PM
Quote from: Newby on April 26, 2004, 10:09 AM
* safe sex *
How's that an oxymoron?
As our teacher said, "The only safe sex is *insert picture of two money safes humping*"
There is protected sex (Condoms) but there is no "safe sex" (Except abstinance ... and humping safes :P)
"Gay Marraige"
One of the most over looked oxymorons..
*Stupid Idiot*
Quote from: Mitosis on April 29, 2004, 06:22 AM
*Stupid Idiot*
That's the opposite of an oxymoron.
Quote from: Fr0z3N on April 26, 2004, 04:01 PM
whats an oxymoron?
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.
*Prude Slut*
*Intelligent Mitosis* work? :P
*A 12-Ounce Pound Cake*
*Big Baby*
*Clean Dirt*
*Date Rape*
*Good Shit*
*Hard Liquor*
/edit (added one more)
*Oxymoron* (Oxus=sharp, Moron=dull)
Quote from: ___/\___ on April 30, 2004, 02:09 PM
*Oxymoron* (Oxus=sharp, Moron=dull)
That is beautiful
*Me in most cases*
*right to a speedy trial*
*Microsoft Works*
Quote from: OuTLawZGoSu on May 01, 2004, 01:38 AM
*Microsoft Works*
If you were paying attention, that was already posted a long time ago.
This one hismajesty posted on another forum, but yah
*CSB from scratch*
Not oxymoron but I hate when people say this none the less.
1) irregardless.
Also, when people say "six of one, and a half dozen of another" I had a math professor say that. GRRRR. What are other things people say that bother you?
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 01, 2004, 10:43 AM
This one hismajesty posted on another forum, but yah
*CSB from scratch*
That was taken out of context kinda! :-X
Quote from: hismajesty on May 02, 2004, 07:34 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 01, 2004, 10:43 AM
This one hismajesty posted on another forum, but yah
*CSB from scratch*
That was taken out of context kinda! :-X
My oops, sorry trusty
High-speed Dial-up.
"experts at Microsoft"
Quote from: iago on May 09, 2004, 10:17 AM
"experts at Microsoft"
Actually, they have some very smart people there. I happen to know several of them myself.
"Kosher Pork"
*Vegetarian that eats fish*
*Veggie Burger*
apartment.... yet they are so close together.
Quote from: Skywing on May 09, 2004, 06:42 PM
Quote from: iago on May 09, 2004, 10:17 AM
"experts at Microsoft"
Actually, they have some very smart people there. I happen to know several of them myself.
You're right, but that's the not-fun way of looking at it. I have heard from several people that they have very clever programmers.
Quote from: iago on May 09, 2004, 10:17 AM
"experts at Microsoft"
Quote from: Skywing on May 09, 2004, 06:42 PM
Actually, they have some very smart people there. I happen to know several of them myself.
I think it's obvious who Skywing works or will work for >:(
*stupidly smart*
*rolling up a mountain*
*clearly misunderstood*
*pretty ugly*
*friendly argument*
*original copy* <~ big one :P
*medium large*
*minor disaster*
*plastic glass*
*small crowd*
*awfully good*
*stangley familiar*
Sorry for posting so many, but I'm on a roll 8)
"backside"