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Title: First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: Grok on March 09, 2004, 10:28 PM
A couple months ago we talked about Georgia banning "evolution" from schools.  Here's something else from Georgia.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/09/million.dollar.bill.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/09/million.dollar.bill.ap/index.html)
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: muert0 on March 09, 2004, 10:39 PM
I think they may need to unban some kind of evolution. I think they may be going downhill.
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: Yoni on March 10, 2004, 02:16 AM
Mmm... $1 million bill. That is SO Leisure Suit Larry 2.
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: CrAz3D on March 10, 2004, 08:51 AM
Psh, $1 million is hardly enough to buy Rhode Island, chump change for some of us.

Too bad I'm excluded from us, lol
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: j0k3r on March 10, 2004, 09:23 AM
Ah nice, I heard that on the news this morning wanted to check it out. They also mentioned the pictured explains alot   :P Are all chicks from Georgia that hot?

Is she retarded? Why not counterfeit something REAL and that stores might actually ACCEPT. There is no way the store clerk could have made change for $1 million.
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: CrAz3D on March 10, 2004, 09:34 AM
Unless they are the single busiest store on the face of the Earth, pulling in over $1 billion a day.

Hmm...she could've run to the Wally-World Cashier help desk, cuz WalMart probably makes somewhere close to $1 billion.
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: Grok on March 10, 2004, 10:13 AM
Quote from: j0k3r on March 10, 2004, 09:23 AMIs she retarded? Why not counterfeit something REAL and that stores might actually ACCEPT. There is no way the store clerk could have made change for $1 million.

Apparently banning the word "evolution" was the final step for Georgia, as it halted actual evolution a century earlier.
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: iago on March 10, 2004, 01:21 PM
Is there actually such thing as a million dollar bill?  I know there's one Trillian Dollar Bill, but Mr. Burns has it.
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: Hitmen on March 10, 2004, 04:35 PM
Quote from: iago on March 10, 2004, 01:21 PM
Is there actually such thing as a million dollar bill?  I know there's one Trillian Dollar Bill, but Mr. Burns has it.
Nuh uh, Castro took it.
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: iago on March 10, 2004, 05:37 PM
Quote from: Hitmen on March 10, 2004, 04:35 PM
Quote from: iago on March 10, 2004, 01:21 PM
Is there actually such thing as a million dollar bill?  I know there's one Trillian Dollar Bill, but Mr. Burns has it.
Nuh uh, Castro took it.

That's what a guy at work said, I argued that there is no evidence that that has already happened, the Simpsons obviously occur within the span of a year, but nobody knows *which* year.  It might be 2005!
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: Hitmen on March 10, 2004, 06:24 PM
Well it's bound to happen before 2008 then, that's when Castro is going to be assassinated. At least according to Island Thunder. (I think it was 2008 :P)
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: iago on March 10, 2004, 07:20 PM
Actually, it has to be before 2004 because GWB is in it and he won't be running the country after this election :)
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: CrAz3D on March 10, 2004, 08:04 PM
Quote from: iago on March 10, 2004, 07:20 PM
Actually, it has to be before 2004 because GWB is in it and he won't be running the country after this election :)
Poor Shrubby, everyone picks on him, maybe we could make a $1.3 bill with his face on it.
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: j0k3r on March 10, 2004, 09:43 PM
Quote from: iago on March 10, 2004, 01:21 PM
Is there actually such thing as a million dollar bill?
No.
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: Soul Taker on March 11, 2004, 07:40 AM
The highest bill produced by the US mint that was in circulation was a $10,000 denomination.  $100,000 bills were actually used, but only between banks for transferring large amounts of money.  They obviously don't need that now since they can do it electronically.
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: iago on March 11, 2004, 08:32 AM
Ah, it was an accident, she thought it was real:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/11/million.ap.jpg.ap/index.html
Title: Re:First Georgia banned evolution
Post by: CrAz3D on March 11, 2004, 09:06 AM
When is the first law banning stupid people, morons, & idiots gonna be signed!?