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Title: Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Crazy_X on March 09, 2004, 09:26 AM
http://www.sibat.mod.gov.il/naval/gal.htm

Less than 1 billion!
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: muert0 on March 09, 2004, 10:18 PM
El Yaaaaaaah!
Trapped under water in a 35 yr old boat.
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Adron on March 10, 2004, 04:28 AM
Hmm, so who might need to buy themselves stuff for their army... The palestines perhaps?
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Crazy_X on March 10, 2004, 08:04 AM
Quote from: Adron on March 10, 2004, 04:28 AM
Hmm, so who might need to buy themselves stuff for their army... The palestines perhaps?

I dunno about you but I've always thought my back yard could use a 101mm cannon.
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Grok on March 10, 2004, 08:21 AM
Quote from: Adron on March 10, 2004, 04:28 AM
Hmm, so who might need to buy themselves stuff for their army... The palestines perhaps?

I don't think they have a port.  A submarine might be hard to hide within their borders.
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Thing on March 10, 2004, 08:47 AM
Ooooo you could bury it and use it for a bomb shelter.  Leave the guns exposed to deter those that may wish to invade your privacy.
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Adron on March 10, 2004, 11:40 AM
Quote from: Grok on March 10, 2004, 08:21 AM
Quote from: Adron on March 10, 2004, 04:28 AM
Hmm, so who might need to buy themselves stuff for their army... The palestines perhaps?

I don't think they have a port.  A submarine might be hard to hide within their borders.

Ah, but it being in port wouldn't actually be happening, it'd obviously be out hunting day and night.
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Grok on March 10, 2004, 12:04 PM
Quote from: Adron on March 10, 2004, 11:40 AM
Quote from: Grok on March 10, 2004, 08:21 AM
Quote from: Adron on March 10, 2004, 04:28 AM
Hmm, so who might need to buy themselves stuff for their army... The palestines perhaps?

I don't think they have a port.  A submarine might be hard to hide within their borders.

Ah, but it being in port wouldn't actually be happening, it'd obviously be out hunting day and night.

Good luck dry-docking for repairs without a port.  Good luck fueling and supplying.  Might be rather difficult to load weapons too.
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Adron on March 10, 2004, 02:05 PM
Quote from: Grok on March 10, 2004, 12:04 PM
Quote from: Adron on March 10, 2004, 11:40 AM
Ah, but it being in port wouldn't actually be happening, it'd obviously be out hunting day and night.

Good luck dry-docking for repairs without a port.  Good luck fueling and supplying.  Might be rather difficult to load weapons too.

Repairs? These are palestinians! All they need is to load that one nuke on it, there'll be no need of repairs after it's been in combat.

edit: spleling
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: CrAz3D on March 10, 2004, 02:07 PM
Do I sense racial judgement?  ;)
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Hazard on March 10, 2004, 04:01 PM
I'd rather buy a US SeaWolf class nuclear attack submarine... but they are a little pricey and it might be hard to convince the government to let me have one.
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: effect on March 10, 2004, 04:32 PM
Bleh , My rubber dingy owns
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Crazy_X on March 10, 2004, 05:30 PM
Quote from: NuLL on March 10, 2004, 04:32 PM
Bleh , My rubber dingy owns

I'll trade my plastic raft for your dingy.
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: j0k3r on March 10, 2004, 05:36 PM
Quote from: NuLL on March 10, 2004, 04:32 PM
Bleh , My rubber dingy owns
Maybe this belongs in the 'Girls' forum?
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: effect on March 10, 2004, 06:12 PM
lol , i will also sell you my dingy for ALOT cheaper then 1 billion dollars..

Ah fuck it ill knock $100 off the pricce of it because it has a few holes....
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Grok on March 10, 2004, 06:31 PM
Quote from: Hazard on March 10, 2004, 04:01 PM
I'd rather buy a US SeaWolf class nuclear attack submarine... but they are a little pricey and it might be hard to convince the government to let me have one.

Where are you going to get 120 sailors who will follow your leadership?  Being a Navy trained submarine reactor operator, I could run the reactor for you.  But I won't  :)
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Hazard on March 10, 2004, 06:43 PM
Quote from: Grok on March 10, 2004, 06:31 PM
Quote from: Hazard on March 10, 2004, 04:01 PM
I'd rather buy a US SeaWolf class nuclear attack submarine... but they are a little pricey and it might be hard to convince the government to let me have one.

Where are you going to get 120 sailors who will follow your leadership?

I have my sources.
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Crazy_X on March 10, 2004, 07:26 PM
Quote from: Hazard on March 10, 2004, 06:43 PM
I have my sources.

Trained monkeys are a no-no.
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: j0k3r on March 10, 2004, 07:42 PM
Hire kids from sweatshops?
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: CrAz3D on March 10, 2004, 08:01 PM
To pricy maybe?
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Yoni on March 10, 2004, 08:04 PM
Quote from: Adron on March 10, 2004, 02:05 PM
Repairs? These are palestinians! All they need is to load that one nuke on it, there'll be no need of repairs after it's been in combat.

Quote from: CrAz3D on March 10, 2004, 02:07 PM
Do I sense racial judgement?  ;)

Sounds good to me...
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Adron on March 11, 2004, 03:06 AM
Quote from: Adron on March 10, 2004, 02:05 PM
Repairs? These are palestinians! All they need is to load that one nuke on it, there'll be no need of repairs after it's been in combat.

Quote from: CrAz3D on March 10, 2004, 02:07 PM
Do I sense racial judgement?  ;)

Quote from: Yoni on March 10, 2004, 08:04 PM
Sounds good to me...

Of course, I see very clearly. If they'd been Israeli, they'd never had needed repairs, only rearming or scrapping - they go around shooting civilians, so they don't get any damage until the time they're blown up by a big bomb.
Title: Re:Ever wanted to own a submarine?
Post by: Hazard on March 11, 2004, 07:18 PM
Quote from: Crazy_X on March 10, 2004, 07:26 PM
Quote from: Hazard on March 10, 2004, 06:43 PM
I have my sources.

Trained monkeys are a no-no.

Peons.