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Title: My cats are better than you
Post by: Spht on November 24, 2003, 10:14 AM
(http://www.valhallalegends.com/spht/images/cats.jpg)
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Skywing on November 24, 2003, 10:30 AM
Quote from: Spht on November 24, 2003, 10:14 AM
(http://www.valhallalegends.com/spht/images/cats.jpg)
So Yoni is one of your cats? Interesting...
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Spht on November 24, 2003, 10:35 AM
I had to fill the empty slot somehow.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: joykillah on November 24, 2003, 12:34 PM
LoL thats too funny.. calling yoni a pussy i guess?
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: warz on November 24, 2003, 01:05 PM
Cats should die.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Soul Taker on November 24, 2003, 01:06 PM
Cats DO die.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: K on November 24, 2003, 01:12 PM
Yeah, well my cats have more attitude.
(http://www.darkvariant.com/images/kitty!.JPG)(http://www.darkvariant.com/images/kitten.jpg)(http://www.darkvariant.com/images/kitten_w.JPG)
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Denial on November 24, 2003, 01:37 PM
tess looks exactly like my cat except mine isn't fat
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Spht on November 24, 2003, 01:56 PM
Quote from: joykillah on November 24, 2003, 12:34 PM
LoL thats too funny.. calling yoni a pussy i guess?

Umm. No.

Edit - It's one of those jokes which have no meaning, I just thought I'd be funny. Maybe it's newfie humour. Not offending anyone.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Spht on November 24, 2003, 01:58 PM
Quote from: Denial on November 24, 2003, 01:37 PM
tess looks exactly like my cat except mine isn't fat

It's fur, not fat.

Edit - Post picture of your cat.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Yoni on November 24, 2003, 02:09 PM
*lick*
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Eternal on November 24, 2003, 02:46 PM
Careful Yoni, your furballs will make you choke.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: DarkMinion on November 24, 2003, 02:50 PM
Looks pretty FAT to me.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Spht on November 24, 2003, 03:01 PM
You obviously have no idea what a persian cat is.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: warz on November 24, 2003, 03:18 PM
I think Venus is pretty ugly.

Edit - infact, I think Yoni is the cutest one up there.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Hostile on November 25, 2003, 07:16 PM
Quote from: joykillah on November 24, 2003, 12:34 PM
LoL thats too funny.. calling yoni a pussy i guess?

I don't think you realize how much you were right on the money with that one. hehe ;)

Dictionary Search for Yoni:

One entry found for yoni.

Main Entry: yo·ni
Pronunciation: 'yO-nE
Function: noun
Etymology: Sanskrit, vulva
Date: 1799
: a stylized representation of the female genitalia symbolizing the feminine principle in Hindu cosmology
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Stealth on November 25, 2003, 10:04 PM
(http://cold-chaos.net/stealth/marigold.jpg)

Meow. Fear. :)
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: iago on November 25, 2003, 10:42 PM
Fine! Here's mine:
(http://www.valhallalegends.com/iago/cat.jpg)

Her name is Mynew.  
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Spht on November 25, 2003, 10:43 PM
I'm beginning to wonder if Denial even has a cat.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: iago on November 25, 2003, 10:47 PM
More of my cat:
(http://www.valhallalegends.com/iago/cat2.jpg)
(http://www.valhallalegends.com/iago/cat3.jpg)
(http://www.valhallalegends.com/iago/cat4.jpg)
(http://www.valhallalegends.com/iago/cat5.jpg)


Meow!
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Spht on November 25, 2003, 10:49 PM
For those of you who think my May-C cat is so cool, you can get the official May-C Desktop Background (http://www.valhallalegends.com/spht/images/cat_background.jpg) (available only in 1024x768).
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: mynameistmp on November 26, 2003, 12:14 AM
this whole post is a joke right ? seriously...
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Hostile on November 26, 2003, 02:36 AM
Quote from: mynameistmp on November 26, 2003, 12:14 AM
this whole post is a joke right ? seriously...


Only the part about the cats, the stuff about Yoni is totally true.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: iago on November 26, 2003, 08:22 AM
But Yoni looks so... Jewish and Geeky.  It's exactly how I would have pictured him!  
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Yoni on November 26, 2003, 09:13 AM
*confused*

In what way do I look Jewish?
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: mejal on November 26, 2003, 12:23 PM
This is my cat Morris. The most handsome cat of all.
(http://www.valhallalegends.com/mejal/bilder/morris.jpg)
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: iago on November 26, 2003, 12:33 PM
Quote from: Yoni on November 26, 2003, 09:13 AM
*confused*

In what way do I look Jewish?

I'd say the hair and the facial features.  If I saw you on the street, I would assume Jewish.  You just look the part! :)
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: UserLoser. on November 26, 2003, 03:49 PM
Quote from: joykillah on November 24, 2003, 12:34 PM
LoL thats too funny.. calling yoni a pussy i guess?

lol! ;D
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: UserLoser. on November 26, 2003, 03:51 PM
Also, i think May-c is the coolest one ;)
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: MyndFyre on November 26, 2003, 05:43 PM
Quote from: UserLoser. on November 26, 2003, 03:51 PM
Also, i think May-c is the coolest one ;)

*cough* Brown-nose! *cough*
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: UserLoser. on November 26, 2003, 05:50 PM
Quote from: Myndfyre on November 26, 2003, 05:43 PM
Quote from: UserLoser. on November 26, 2003, 03:51 PM
Also, i think May-c is the coolest one ;)

*cough* Brown-nose! *cough*

Actually no, no need to be a brown noser when i already have private spht products :P
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Denial on November 26, 2003, 11:09 PM
Quote from: Spht on November 25, 2003, 10:43 PM
I'm beginning to wonder if Denial even has a cat.

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Your Right I have a Tiger
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Spht on November 26, 2003, 11:22 PM
You all suck at taking pictures.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Stealth on November 27, 2003, 12:15 AM
Poor cat looks like it's having the time of its life.. lol
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Hostile on November 27, 2003, 01:55 AM
Mejal's kitty beats all of yours! hehe
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: iago on November 27, 2003, 02:25 AM
Quote from: Hostile on November 27, 2003, 01:55 AM
Mejal's kitty beats all of yours! hehe

I agree :)


And Denial - Yours* (not Your's)
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: muert0 on November 27, 2003, 08:01 AM
My cat weighs about pounds.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: UserLoser. on November 27, 2003, 11:08 AM
Quote from: crashtestdummy on November 27, 2003, 08:01 AM
My cat weighs about pounds.

My dog is about inches tall too.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: hismajesty on November 27, 2003, 12:03 PM
Quote from: UserLoser. on November 27, 2003, 11:08 AM
Quote from: crashtestdummy on November 27, 2003, 08:01 AM
My cat weighs about pounds.

My dog is about inches tall too.

My dog was about 7 inches tall. He was put to sleep about two weeks ago though. :'(
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: warz on November 27, 2003, 12:08 PM
Quote from: crashtestdummy on November 27, 2003, 08:01 AM
My cat weighs about pounds.

Haha. I don't know why, but this was extremely funny to me. +1.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: mejal on November 27, 2003, 01:27 PM
(http://www.valhallalegends.com/mejal/bilder/matilda.jpg)
Meet Matilda, the beauty!

(http://www.valhallalegends.com/mejal/bilder/mouse2.jpg)

Morris, the great hunter.

(http://www.valhallalegends.com/mejal/bilder/cats1.jpg)


I am sure my cats are winning the Beauty Contest. :D
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: iago on November 27, 2003, 02:15 PM
Mejal definately wins.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: UserLoser. on November 27, 2003, 02:55 PM
doesn't anyone have DOGS on this forum?
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: iago on November 27, 2003, 02:59 PM
*Notes that the topic is about cats
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: hismajesty on November 27, 2003, 03:01 PM
Quote from: UserLoser. on November 27, 2003, 02:55 PM
doesn't anyone have DOGS on this forum?

I do! Well, I did. He was put to sleep about two weeks ago. He was old though, about 16.
(http://www.digitaldoozie.net/images/Rodney.jpg)

I have a cat too, but he's mentally challenged and needs to be put to sleep. He has these seizure type things often as well. He's always been jealous of me..since I was born. He would urinate in front of my room and stuff and whenever my mother would hold me as a child he'd get mad. Now he's kind of mean, if you try to pet him he'll start hissing. I still pet him every once in a while, but he's scary heh. And he always stays outside, I hate the idea of "outside pets" but he never wants to come in. He just lays out there all day/night. I personally thing he should be put to sleep because of his mental problems. My mother is too attached however.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Spht on November 27, 2003, 03:20 PM
No one cares about dogs.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Yoni on November 27, 2003, 03:21 PM
True.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: UserLoser. on November 27, 2003, 03:22 PM
Quote from: iago on November 27, 2003, 02:59 PM
*Notes that the topic is about cats

*Notes I said forum, not topic :P
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Denial on November 27, 2003, 03:40 PM
I care about dogs and everyone does to thats why dogs are man's best friend not cats case closed who can save you? a dog what if the cat gonna do meow the person to death?
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: iago on November 27, 2003, 04:00 PM
My cat can easily do more damage (more pain, anyway) than my dog.  My dog has blunt teeth and claws, my cat has sharp teeth and claws.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: j0k3r on November 27, 2003, 04:22 PM
And a dog can crush your skull.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: iago on November 27, 2003, 05:05 PM
I doubt it, they might be able to bruise you pretty bad but I doubt that most of them have that much strength.  Note I say *most*.  
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Adron on November 28, 2003, 05:19 AM
Who wins - tiger or wolf? :P
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Denial on November 28, 2003, 06:16 AM
wow that's a good question a wolf has fangs but a tiger has claws. Wolf's Usually go in packs so would it be just 1 vs 1 or a gang? I would say if it was 1 on 1 i would go with the Tiger but then again the wolf could win as well so i don't know who i would choose
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: j0k3r on November 28, 2003, 07:27 AM
I think the Tiger has more strength and is bigger, as well as the claws make it a huge factor.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Adron on November 28, 2003, 08:47 AM
I think the cat family of animals are more powerful than the dog family, because of their sharp claws. Of course, a big dog could beat a small cat, or a pack of dogs could beat a single cat, but that's a kind of different thing.
Title: Re:My cats are better than you
Post by: Denial on December 06, 2003, 01:29 AM
(http://www.battlecenter.net/slavekitten.jpg)

The Future oF Cats!

Power to the dogs