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Member Forums => Thing-O-Rama ™ => Topic started by: Thing on November 22, 2003, 05:37 PM

Title: My wife
Post by: Thing on November 22, 2003, 05:37 PM
My wife is very cool.  She learned early on in our marriage that she would be seeing the back of my head more than the rest of me.  She usually can only recognize me when I have the glow of a monitor in my face.  I think I'll keep her.
Title: Re:My wife
Post by: iago on November 22, 2003, 05:51 PM
Sweet! I didn't think that kind existed!
Title: Re:My wife
Post by: Hazard on November 22, 2003, 06:14 PM
Quote from: iago on November 22, 2003, 05:51 PM
Sweet! I didn't think that kind existed!

She's inflatable too!
Title: Re: My wife
Post by: Sc00b. on September 07, 2005, 06:59 PM
 :D my Wife of 13 years really  likes the way i work my computer n other things but how bout them Detroit Lions they r impressive ..huh.. :-X
Title: Re: My wife
Post by: R.a.B.B.i.T on September 07, 2005, 07:17 PM
......*smack*.
Title: Re: My wife
Post by: Sc00b. on September 07, 2005, 08:11 PM
 :D smack back
Title: Re: My wife
Post by: Falcon[anti-yL] on September 07, 2005, 10:17 PM
No no no... you're only asking to get bitch slapped.
Title: Re: My wife
Post by: Sc00b. on September 08, 2005, 04:52 PM
 :D :D good 1
Title: Re: My wife
Post by: shout on September 08, 2005, 05:41 PM
/slap2
Title: Re: My wife
Post by: jigsaw on September 12, 2005, 10:46 AM
My significant other learned early on that she only exists to assist me in my orgasms, and have a few different holes where I can store my orgasm temporarily until they turn into babies, at which point I become a "baby-daddy".
Title: Re: My wife
Post by: Topaz on September 12, 2005, 10:48 PM
Terrible husbands.
Title: Re: My wife
Post by: Sc00b. on September 13, 2005, 09:18 PM
 :-* oh plz don't  im not a sperm donor i luv my wife  ;)
Title: Re: My wife
Post by: Blaze on September 13, 2005, 11:04 PM
What are you... like 11-13?
Title: Re: My wife
Post by: Mangix on September 18, 2005, 11:43 PM
my virtual wife makes love to me everyday