WARNING! This might be uh... disgusting at parts. Don't read it if you aren't comfortable with sexuality. I found it humorous, I don't think a real man would take this 100% seriously. If you accept all of these warnings, feel free to continue reading the 50 things guys wish girls knew (http://homepages.bw.edu/~nwilder/www/50_things_guys_wish_girls_knew.htm) and enjoy. Thank you.
"Shave your shit. Seriously, shave it bald"
Yes, because constantly scratching is sooooo sexy
I had to look up Donkey Punch. I've never heard of that before, do people actually do it? It sounds awfully mean!
EDIT: oops, got it backwards. It's not OK for guys to shave, but it's ok for chicks to. Wait a minute, do I have a double standard?