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General => Fun Forumâ„¢ => Topic started by: Hazard on August 31, 2003, 09:46 AM

Title: US vs. Canada
Post by: Hazard on August 31, 2003, 09:46 AM
THE FOLLOWING IS AN ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT OF A CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE U.S. NAVY AND CANADIAN AUTHORITIES OFF THE COAST OF NEWFOUNDLAND:

U.S. Navy: Canadian vessel, alter your course 15 degrees north to avoid a colission.

Canadian Authorities: Negative, alter your course 15 degrees south.

U.S. Navy: I say again, alter your course 15 degrees north to avoid a colission.

Canadian Authorities: No, you alter your course.

U.S. Navy: This is the U.S.S. Linclon, the second largest ship in the US Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by 3 destoyers, 2 cruisers, a Sea Wolf class nuclear attack submarine, and numerous other support vessels. Now, I say again alter your course 15 that is one - five degrees north to avoid a colission or countermeasures will be taken to ensure the safety of this battle group.

Canadian Authorities: We are a light house. It's your call.

!~!HaZaRD!~!
Title: Re:US vs. Canada
Post by: iago on August 31, 2003, 10:28 AM
Seen it before, but it's still funny :)
Title: Re:US vs. Canada
Post by: DeviL on August 31, 2003, 10:32 AM
Finnaly, a joke that doesn't bash on us canadians  :-X
Title: Re:US vs. Canada
Post by: Hazard on August 31, 2003, 10:33 AM
Don't worry I'll find some that make fun of you damn canucks.

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Title: Re:US vs. Canada
Post by: CrAz3D on August 31, 2003, 04:52 PM
Quote from: DeviL on August 31, 2003, 10:32 AM
Finnaly, a joke that doesn't bash on us canadians  :-X

Poor sad Canadians, y'all must feel left out now.
Title: Re:US vs. Canada
Post by: j0k3r on August 31, 2003, 08:17 PM
FINALLY! A joke that makes Canadians look smart (LOL)... I was expecting to to end in "and the canadian fisher boat was smashed by the americans".