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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: haZe on March 11, 2003, 01:10 AM

Title: Yoni on TV?!
Post by: haZe on March 11, 2003, 01:10 AM
Was yoni on the television lastnight? There was this guy named Yoni Burg, 25, and lived in Isreal. He was on MTV. Yoni, is that you? :P
Title: Re: Yoni on TV?!
Post by: Yoni on March 11, 2003, 02:15 AM
I don't live in Isreal.
Title: Re: Yoni on TV?!
Post by: iago on March 11, 2003, 02:47 AM
Israel then?
Title: Re: Yoni on TV?!
Post by: Yoni on March 11, 2003, 04:53 AM
Admittedly, there is only a finite number of Yonis in Israel. However, that number is very large (http://mathworld.wolfram.com/FrivolousTheoremofArithmetic.html).

Also, I am not 25, I am 16 - 9 years younger.
Oddly enough, this is the smallest Pythagorean triple (http://mathworld.wolfram.com/PythagoreanTriple.html).
Title: Re: Yoni on TV?!
Post by: iago on March 11, 2003, 08:45 AM
QuoteAdmittedly, there is only a finite number of Yonis in Israel. However, that number is very large (http://mathworld.wolfram.com/FrivolousTheoremofArithmetic.html).

Also, I am not 25, I am 16 - 9 years younger.
Oddly enough, this is the smallest Pythagorean triple (http://mathworld.wolfram.com/PythagoreanTriple.html).

Just looking that that url (FrivolousTheoremofArithmetic.html) I can assume I don't have to click the link.

And for the record, I would hope there's a finite number of Yonis in Israel, or anywhere else for that matter, because an infinite number of Yonis would just be scary!
Title: Re: Yoni on TV?!
Post by: Yoni on March 11, 2003, 10:11 AM
Given an infinite number of Yonis and an infinite number of typewriters, eventually one of them would type the complete works of Euler.

(Jargon File - Infinite Monkey Theorem (http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/i/Infinite-Monkey_Theorem.html))
Title: Re: Yoni on TV?!
Post by: iago on March 12, 2003, 05:43 AM
QuoteGiven an infinite number of Yonis and an infinite number of typewriters, eventually one of them would type the complete works of Euler.

(Jargon File - Infinite Monkey Theorem (http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/i/Infinite-Monkey_Theorem.html))

... therefore, the Fox Network should fire all its employees and hire an infinite number of Yonis.
Title: Re: Yoni on TV?!
Post by: Yoni on March 12, 2003, 10:12 AM
Quote... therefore, the Fox Network should fire all its employees and hire an infinite number of Yonis.
Not a good idea for them. We aren't cheap.
Title: Re: Yoni on TV?!
Post by: Noodlez on March 17, 2003, 02:48 PM
my brothers name is yoni, and i know about 4 other yonis
Title: Re: Yoni on TV?!
Post by: iago on March 17, 2003, 05:52 PM
I've never heard of anybody with that name.. ever! I didn't even know it was a real name :-)
Title: Re: Yoni on TV?!
Post by: Noodlez on March 17, 2003, 06:48 PM
the english translation of yoni = jonathan, john actually.
 yonatan would be jonathan
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