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General => Fun Forumâ„¢ => Topic started by: iCe on May 20, 2007, 03:18 AM

Title: No Penis Tax!
Post by: iCe on May 20, 2007, 03:18 AM
The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.  This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole.It has two dependents, but they're nuts.

Effective January 1, 2008, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:

10"-12" Luxury Tax

8"-10" Pole Tax

5"-8" Privilege Tax

4"-5" Nuisance Tax



Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

Issues still under consideration are as follows:

Are there penalties for early withdrawal?

Do multiple partners count as a corporation?

Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
Title: Re: No Penis Tax!
Post by: Hero on May 25, 2007, 11:43 PM
(http://files.samhart.net/humor/fail.jpg)
Title: Re: No Penis Tax!
Post by: iago on May 26, 2007, 09:52 AM
Yours is hard 30% of the time, and in the hole 10% of the time? Holy shit! I didn't know somebody could have sex for 2.4 hours a day, and be hard for a further 7.2 hours!
Title: Re: No Penis Tax!
Post by: Warrior on May 26, 2007, 11:48 AM
obviously you've never seen the guy from the enzyte commercial..he's hard 24/7
Title: Re: No Penis Tax!
Post by: disco on May 26, 2007, 01:52 PM
Quote from: iago on May 26, 2007, 09:52 AM
Yours is hard 30% of the time, and in the hole 10% of the time? Holy shit! I didn't know somebody could have sex for 2.4 hours a day, and be hard for a further 7.2 hours!

OH WAY TO RUIN IT
Title: Re: No Penis Tax!
Post by: Newby on May 28, 2007, 01:32 PM
Really dumb post.
Title: Re: No Penis Tax!
Post by: brew on May 30, 2007, 03:13 PM
actually i found it a bit funny.
Title: Re: No Penis Tax!
Post by: Hero on May 30, 2007, 08:46 PM
Quote from: brew on May 30, 2007, 03:13 PM
actually i found it a bit funny.
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