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Poll
Question: Which would you rather be?
Option 1: Dead votes: 15
Option 2: Paralyzed votes: 4
Title: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: Joe[x86] on January 12, 2007, 10:17 AM
This question has been debated over in the back of my head several times since an inservice at work where we discussed spinal injury CPR and backboarding, and the manager stated that the Red Cross puts more priority on them surviving than them not having a broken back, so he said we would not tie them down to the backboard, but get them out of the water as quickly as possible to begin CPR.

Not that what you say here matters to them anyhow, but would you rather be properly backboarded and run the risk of death, or be improprerly backboarded and run the risk of paralysis?
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: disco on January 13, 2007, 07:15 PM
death.
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: topaz on January 13, 2007, 07:20 PM
It takes twenty seconds to do both. Your manager is a retard.
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: Newby on January 13, 2007, 08:58 PM
Deader than a doornail.
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: Rule on January 14, 2007, 01:15 AM
Well, of course it depends on the probabilities involved. 

- What is the probability of death if I am rushed out and not backboarded?
- What is the probability of paralyzation if I am not backboarded?
- What is the probability of death if I am backboarded?
- What is the probability of paralyzation if I am backboarded?

My guess is that being properly backboarded would have a very small (if any) increase on my probability of dying, while it would greatly increase my probability of not being paralyzed.  So obviously I would prefer to be backboarded.

However, if I strictly have a choice of death or paralyzation, then I chose paralyzation.
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: Banana fanna fo fanna on January 14, 2007, 12:22 PM
uh. i was taught to always backboard
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: Joe[x86] on January 14, 2007, 06:43 PM
In this case you have a spinal injury already, so you could possibly be paralyzed already. We were taught to not backboard them because they might be (clinically) dead and need CPR, and taking the time to backboard them would decrease the chance of CPR restoring their heartbeat.

I agree with Topaz (what?!), it's not hard to backboard if you have the slightest clue what you're doing. The first time we did it during training I think we went from patron survelience to having them strapped down and out of the water in about 20 to 30 seconds.
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: topaz on January 15, 2007, 03:14 AM
Of course, if you're on a time constraint (say, the victim was in the water for up to three minutes), it *might* be wiser not to backboard, since parts of their brain might begin dying from oxygen deprivation.
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: vuther.de on January 23, 2007, 03:09 PM
uh.. death I would hate to be paralyzed
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: Falcon[anti-yL] on January 23, 2007, 03:30 PM
If I was paralyzed I wouldn't be able to do many of the things I enjoy in life so... why live?
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: Joe[x86] on January 23, 2007, 04:19 PM
@topaz: That's why we're not supposed to backboard in that situation.

@inner, Falcon: That's exactly what my point was.
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: SecureBot on January 23, 2007, 10:21 PM
Quote from: Falcon[anti-yL] on January 23, 2007, 03:30 PM
If I was paralyzed I wouldn't be able to do many of the things I enjoy in life so... why live?

Maybe, but if you were dead you wouldn't be able to do anything at all. (Assuming after-life consists of maggots eating you.)

Paralyzed all the way.
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: Hero on January 24, 2007, 01:29 AM
Dead
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: warz on January 31, 2007, 11:05 PM
Look at Stephen Hawking. He has lou gehrig's disease. That's basically being fully paralyzed, and he's a famous black hole master.
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: Mystical on February 01, 2007, 03:17 AM
paralized completely? like not being able to get it up as well? =)
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: topaz on February 01, 2007, 05:49 PM
It's spelled in the title, how do you manage to get it wrong anyway?
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: Mystical on February 01, 2007, 05:59 PM
Quote from: topaz on February 01, 2007, 05:49 PM
It's spelled in the title, how do you manage to get it wrong anyway?

well your a not a guy not to know or are you haha, it is however, blood, not a bone, and if you can still get it up hell damn ya i'd rather be alive haha i've been parazlied for a short time before not fun, i can feel shit just couldn't move, guess landing on your head in moto was a dumbmistake. =P
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: topaz on February 01, 2007, 06:08 PM
paralized
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: LCSBSSRHXXX on February 14, 2007, 05:10 PM
I've had a neck injury where I was backboarded at the hospital, and I think I'd rather then die then be paralized from the neck down.
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: brew on February 24, 2007, 07:03 PM
DEAD!
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: Hero on June 25, 2007, 06:36 PM
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k282/spades_69/random%20pics/crybaby.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: disco on June 25, 2007, 07:03 PM
What the hell?
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: Hero on July 04, 2007, 06:12 PM
Quote from: disco on June 25, 2007, 07:03 PM
What the hell?

Quote from: LCSBSSRHXXX on February 14, 2007, 05:10 PM
I've had a neck injury where I was backboarded at the hospital, and I think I'd rather then die then be paralized from the neck down.
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: disco on July 04, 2007, 08:17 PM
Quote from: heRo on July 04, 2007, 06:12 PM
Quote from: disco on June 25, 2007, 07:03 PM
What the hell?

Quote from: LCSBSSRHXXX on February 14, 2007, 05:10 PM
I've had a neck injury where I was backboarded at the hospital, and I think I'd rather then die then be paralized from the neck down.

Did it take four months to add the text to that image?
Title: Re: Dead or paralyzed?
Post by: Hero on July 08, 2007, 05:18 PM
What the hell?