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Title: Hillary 2008!
Post by: CrAz3D on February 27, 2006, 08:11 PM
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"


Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater."




haha!  Got love good ol' Abe
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: Joe[x86] on February 27, 2006, 08:33 PM
Her first night in the White House? She's spent 8 years there, but eh.




On a more serious note, I'm not sure if I'm voting for her or Ralph Nader.
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: CrAz3D on February 27, 2006, 08:38 PM
Did you not see the "AS PRESIDENT" part?
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: disco on February 28, 2006, 05:14 PM
JFK Says:  Take your presidential motorcade down Dealey Plaza!
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: hismajesty on February 28, 2006, 05:56 PM
haha, good ol' honest Abe.

I think in the 08' election I'll be filling in a person....GEORGE W BUSH!!!
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: Akamas on March 01, 2006, 12:03 AM
Heh, funny joke.

On a side note, lets hope Bush chokes on another pretzel (except this time he actually dies). :D
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: topaz on March 01, 2006, 10:58 AM
But then we get Cheney :(.
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: jigsaw on March 01, 2006, 03:26 PM
I think Alan Keyes, or C. Rice would be a good president, both African American. Both Great politicians.
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: hismajesty on March 01, 2006, 04:40 PM
Quote from: jigsaw on March 01, 2006, 03:26 PM
both African American

Won't happen.
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: topaz on March 01, 2006, 07:15 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on March 01, 2006, 04:40 PM
Quote from: jigsaw on March 01, 2006, 03:26 PM
both African American

Won't happen.

Why not? Condeez is rumored(?) to be running as someone's VP. A black, or even female, president won't be so far out of reach once that's set in motion.
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: Mephisto on March 01, 2006, 10:16 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on February 28, 2006, 05:56 PM
haha, good ol' honest Abe.

I think in the 08' election I'll be filling in a person....GEORGE W BUSH!!!

George Bush couldn't get a third term even if there was no law stopping presidents from serving more than 2!  If you've been watching the news lately support in his party has been disintegrating, republican columnists are writing articles criticizing his policies, especially about Iraq & the war, polls indicate overall disapproval of his economic/Iraqi-war-policies, and there was even talk of impeachment, though it's not high priority in the Senate as it carries no weight, quote..

Then again, I'm sure I've just been brain washed by liberal media and George Bush is the best president we've ever had in America.  Bush ftw~!
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: Newby on March 01, 2006, 10:51 PM
Quote from: Mephisto on March 01, 2006, 10:16 PM
Then again, I'm sure I've just been brain washed by liberal media and George Bush is the best president we've ever had in America.  Bush ftw~!

Glad to see you agree with us. :)

(You missed what Trust was saying, by the way...)
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: Mephisto on March 01, 2006, 10:56 PM
Quote from: Newby on March 01, 2006, 10:51 PM
Quote from: Mephisto on March 01, 2006, 10:16 PM
Then again, I'm sure I've just been brain washed by liberal media and George Bush is the best president we've ever had in America.  Bush ftw~!

Glad to see you agree with us. :)

(You missed what Trust was saying, by the way...)

Oh, and what was that?  And for the record, the line you quoted was sarcasm.
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: hismajesty on March 02, 2006, 04:30 AM
Quote from: Mephisto on March 01, 2006, 10:56 PM
Quote from: Newby on March 01, 2006, 10:51 PM
Quote from: Mephisto on March 01, 2006, 10:16 PM
Then again, I'm sure I've just been brain washed by liberal media and George Bush is the best president we've ever had in America. Bush ftw~!

Glad to see you agree with us. :)

(You missed what Trust was saying, by the way...)

Oh, and what was that? And for the record, the line you quoted was sarcasm.

Yeah I'm pretty sure he knew it was sarcasm. We're not braindead.

And I'm not so sure that you missed what I was saying, I don't know what Newby thinks I was saying. I really didn't have any sarcasm or underlying message in it, except that I think Bush is great and would love to have him as president for another term. Even though it isn't possible.

Back to other discussion, America won't elect a minority...a woman maybe, but still most likely not. Look at the majority of the voting demographic...middle class white male.
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: Joe[x86] on March 02, 2006, 07:07 AM
Quote from: Akamas on March 01, 2006, 12:03 AM
Heh, funny joke.

On a side note, lets hope Bush chokes on another pretzel (except this time he actually dies). :D

He's going to Pakistan. Suicide?
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: Akamas on March 02, 2006, 11:33 PM
Quote from: jigsaw on March 01, 2006, 03:26 PM
I think Alan Keyes, or C. Rice would be a good president, both African American. Both Great politicians.

Condoleezza Rice is a fucking whore and she should burn in hell.
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: MysT_DooM on March 05, 2006, 06:15 PM
Barrack Obama for Prez
Title: Re: Hillary 2008!
Post by: Newby on March 06, 2006, 10:54 PM
Quote from: Mephisto on March 01, 2006, 10:56 PM
Quote from: Newby on March 01, 2006, 10:51 PM
Quote from: Mephisto on March 01, 2006, 10:16 PM
Then again, I'm sure I've just been brain washed by liberal media and George Bush is the best president we've ever had in America.  Bush ftw~!

Glad to see you agree with us. :)

(You missed what Trust was saying, by the way...)

Oh, and what was that?  And for the record, the line you quoted was sarcasm.

Really? Wow! I must be fucking retarded for having missed that!

(hint: I could tell your statement was sarcastic. My statement was sarcastic. I don't think the one I just quoted was. This one is!)